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Fanfic is defeating me. I have this fic I've been working on (Glee, Kurtofsky), and...they wont do what i want them to do. and if im not looking at it, then i can rewrite the scene, but every time i open the doc, i end up stuck again. gah. it's one of those issues where it's going in a completely different direction than i want it to, and i cant seem to make them cooperate.

why do fictional characters have to be so attitudinal? and stubborn? DAMMIT BOYS, STOP BITCHING AT EACH OTHER AND BE ADORABLE. *glares*

Also on the fic list:

1) Burt reads some very educational pamphlets. Carole is..supportive. And by supportive, i mean, dirty minded.
2) Kurt derails Karofsky's post kiss discussion prior to the death threat and invites him for coffee. Plot not included, but..i want it to go somewhere. but there are so many random series-of-coffee-date fics that im kinda reluctant to attempt. maybe there is a bakery close by. they could bond over cupcakes. or something.
3) in order to feel safe enough to come back to school, Kurt insists Karofsky get therapy. They end up in couples counseling. there would be a lot of bickering and it would be adorable and so therefore i will never successfully write this. maybe i should throw it up on the fluff meme, just so someone else might see it and get inspired. rah.


I am stuck and therefore, i shall leave you with the fact that i should most likely not ever be left in charge of any child. especially my own, because this is what brandus and i do for fun:
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In list format, for your enjoyment. With more cussing then anticipated.

1. I desire SPN/Gilmore Girls crossover fic. Because you have to know that the exact same thing that attracted CuteDean to Rory would attract Sam to Rory. By which I mean, her ability to lose herself so much into a book that she didn't notice a fight going on right in front of her. I know I've read one or two; but I want MORE. I want fic where she's normal..er..not involved in the supernatural bullshit, and Sam wants both her and that and yes.

Any links to whatever you've read would be awesome, regardless.

2. I keep meaning to sit down and do some massive Thinky Thoughts posts about Glee, which is a show I seriously cannot figure out and gives me an eye twitch, because nothing is consistent from one ep to the next. Included in these thoughts:

Rocky Horror - this episode HORRIFIED me. and not in a fun way. I have no problem with anything the kids did, but it was all focused on Schue, which bores me, and omg how creepy can he BE? As a teacher, he creeps me the fuck out with how he acts AT SCHOOL. Toucha Toucha Touch Me was FABULOUS except for my horror that they were doing this AT SCHOOL and he has no issues being "sexy" on stage in front of a bunch of teenagers. It's the same reason I love the mp3 of Toxic, but cannot watch the performance again. It's just ...creepy.

Rachel - how much is personality, and how much is it desire to please, and how exactly do her dads treat her and how does her varied heritage play into any insecurities she has? Also, she'll never make it on Broadway.

Sam - I am torn. He's so freaking CUTE with Quinn, and I don't want her heart broken, but dammit, i want him to be Kirk's boy! I WANT I WANT I WANT.

Artie - obviously knows NO ONE ELSE in a chair, as regardless of how frustrated I get with Glee's portrayal of the other characters and the complete lack of awareness over wheelchair manners, I came to the conclusion that he also hasn't schooled the others in wheelchair manners. Like: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHAIR ASSHOLE, I CAN PUSH MYSELF. And THIS IS A MALL, IT HAS AN ELEVATOR. INSTEAD OF DOING THE SAFETY DANCE, I WILL COME *WITH* YOU TO GET YOUR FUCKING PRETZEL.

Also, I really want fic where he gets hooked up with a Murderball league and (pardon the pun) starts standing the fuck up for himself. I can picture it, but I don't know enough about Murderball to be able to write it, I think.

Puck - is awesome. The end.

3. I've watched some dramas, but haven't had thinky thoughts about them. except i loved Yankee-kun to Megane-chan and how they resolved it. Also, I desire drama-based fic. Also also, at various points I shipped Shina with every main character. He had chemistry with EVERYONE!

4. I cannot stop watching kpop boyband videos. Send help and hot Korean boys in eyeliner!

alianora: G Dragon is all smirky (BIG BANG: GD is where it's at)
So, if I were to pick up a new Fun and Games ficlet and write it, what sort of silly game would you like to see River and Jayne playing?
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THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I'M WRITING FIC AGAIN.

THE BAD NEWS IS THAT IT'S FOR WORD WORLD. OMG I AM SO SORRY.

STOP ME. NOW.
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Last week was awesome, as I was in Seattle with the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] rinalin, and we did tons of fun things, like go to the Jim Henson exhibit, stomp around the Sci Fi museum, go up the Space Needle, and watch a lot of tv.

I made her watch ALLLLL of Mei-chan, and she's promised me porn. Im very excited.

We also made our way halfway through Dollhouse, and a few episodes into Stand Up!! so, we got both American AND Japanese fun in. YAY!

We also made our way over to the Japanese book store/grocery store while we were there, and Rinny got seduced by manga, so I promised when we got back to her place that i would direct her to the online places where I wept bitter tears of agony over myself while reading every single chapter of Hana Kimi.

Yes. Bitter tears. Im not really a manga or a comics person.

REMEMBER THIS. I BEG OF YOU.

So, I hopped onto my laptop during some down time and sent her the link.

And then, while I was waiting for her to get it, I absently was clicking around on the tags on the side, hit "gender bender," and promptly got sucked into reading W Juliet.

OMG Y'ALL. I DONT LIKE MANGA.

IVE READ ALL OF IT. EVERY SECOND. I COULD BARELY STOP.

A BOY WHO DRESSES LIKE A GIRL FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE A BOY.

HOW COULD I NOT LOVE IT?

*weeps betrayed tears*

Y'all...I even....i even looked to see if it had been made into an anime.

I DONT LIKE ANIME EITHER.

*weeps more*

FORTUNATELY, IT HASNT BEEN MADE INTO ONE SO I DONT HAVE TO MAKE THAT HORRIFIC ANNOUNCEMENT.

But...now...now ive read it all. and all of W Juliet 2 that i could find..

...now what do i read?

OH CRAP IM ASKING FOR MANGA RECS, SHOOT ME NOW.


*also, apologies for the upcoming spam. i have picspams to do.
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A question: is "Nanny 911" or "Supernanny" streaming online anywhere where I could watch and watch and watch? Brandus hates Supernanny like barbed wire, but I am unable to look away.

We both started out working with seriously fucked up kids in a residential treatment center for kids with emotional and behavior issues, which, from what I can tell, is why I love it and he hates it. I like to watch crazy children and remind myself that it's because the parents have no fucking idea what they are doing. Brandus gets ANGRY about how stupid people are and begins to froth at the mouth.

Good times!

I..just checked out the ABC website, and it would like to know if I would like to turn in an application for their hit show, SuperManny. I..have no idea what this is, and whether Im screaming with laughter or cowering in fear. Also, I can stream eps there, but I am morally opposed to streaming from the actual network. Or something. Really, id prefer something like hulu, only with Supernanny (or SuperManny too, possibly).


Ive also been entertaining myself with the slashy slashy goodness adorable story of boys doing synchronized swimming in Waterboys 2. This is the drama set after the movie, and the adorable gay boy who is in love with Chiaki-sempai is back as a teacher and he is the most effeminate thing ever, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING JAPAN. Really, it's an excuse to watch adorable boys in tiny swim trunks get wet, hug, strip each other down to their undies, and occasionally WHOOPS lose their suits in the pool.

I am halfway through the fifth episode, and the current synchro team and their darling gay coach come out to compete in what they come to find out is a girls synchro meet...so naturally, they somehow get their hands on makeup, girls suits, and sparkly hair things, and i am forced to pause the episode while I cry with laughter at them. I will screencap and share it with you later, because HEEEE.

Also, I spend my freetime dreaming up ways adorable gay boy coach said goodbye to Chiaki-sempai. Ill give you a hint, they start with him getting bent over the starting block of the pool, and end with PORN.

I never said I was right in the head.

Ive also downloaded My Girl, so [livejournal.com profile] princess_dexter should be happy, and am downloading Mei-chan no Shitsuji, and watching on ep 5 of Uta no Oniisan. And Invincible and Shan Bao Mei has supposedly had the next two subbed eps up on torrent, so I am hopeful a direct download link will follow shortly. I NEED BOOB JOKES DAMMIT. Why does everything Im interested in watching right now have to be IN PROCESS? It is much easier to watch a show when the whole thing has already aired AND been subbed and I can glut myself on it at will.

Also, if you want drama pimping, you should be checking out [livejournal.com profile] rainscene. [livejournal.com profile] darkeyewolf has taken it upon herself to share the goodness of many many dramas, and just as a taste, the Hana Kimi pimp post, which is full of sparkles deep thoughts andnaked boys thoughtful commentary and many hot droolworthy PLOT ADVANCING pictures of Oguri Shun half dressed. And just as much crack as you could possibly want.

But, it is a dangerous, dangerous comm. My list of doooooom keeps getting longer and longer with all the cool things the get pimped that i wanna SEEEEE. She even makes the soul destroying ones sound awesome!

I still can do no more then flail about Nodame Cantabile, and Im still a big slacker who hasnt posted about the many ways Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon is awesome. This should probably be remedied.

But first, I have to see if my adorable slashy boys make convincing girls in swimsuits.



ETA: They failed miserably when one of them lost their falsies in the pool. Whoops! No breasts! And hey! these girls have PENISES!
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I havent been posting, because I basically took a break from all drama watching for the past two weeks or so. The last thing I watched was ep 5 of Invincible Shan Bao Mei, and I would have totally watched more of that, only I can't find more completed subbed eps anywhere, so no more boob jokes for me.

I did watch a couple of things..Hell's Kitchen, Bones, Mulan, and High School Musical 3, so you see, i DO still watch stuff in English!

The best was Mulan, and Ive been reading Mulan/Shang fanfic since, but even though it's about China, IT IS STILL IN ENGLISH SO IT COUNTS.

Today, i watched the first ep of Nodame Cantabile, and Im already in love with it. Not to mention that Chiaki is already totally in love with Nodame, he just doesn't realize it. but he gives her these incredibly fond smiles when she does crazy stuff, and he cleaned her house and cooked and told her that next time he would cook her something better, and then he washed her hair and I died while he was drying it. I really did.

it might sound weird, but i would have been totally happy for it to end at the end of ep1. with him looking at Nodame fondly while she spun in circles or wore a tea cozy as a hat, or whatever other insane thing you could think of. this wont stop me from watching on, but really, just him coming to a place where he's more at peace with himself, and where he totally love Nodame and takes care of her, even though he denies it - that makes me happy.

In other American news, Im attempting to upload all 13 eps of The Inside to THAT ONE COMM. I managed to fuck up my post twice, so Im crossing my fingers that they arent going to send this one back to me, too. if anyone is interested in the links, let me know, and ill post them. if you HAVENT seen The Inside, it's a creepy procedural crime drama featuring an awesomely fucked up main character and Adam Baldwin as an FBI agent named Danny Love. I adore it, although i suggest you dont watch it in the dark when you're alone, as you might wet your pants. "Declawed" creeps the ever loving fuck out of me, for one thing. and then there is the Ponyman, and the fact that he's a pedo and is only know as the Ponyman should tell you several things about him and how creepy he is. gah.

also, ive come to a theory about my tendencies towards dramas and which ones i like the best - based solely on how long it takes me to start porning up the show in my own mind.

For example: Why Why Love, Mike He's mullet and Rainie - still no mental porn, and no desire to do so. Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon - I believe I was porning Tuxedo Kamen and Sailor Moon having public secret identity sex by ep 17. You'd be amazed at what a cape can cover.

must think more on this theory.
alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (BSM: The Roads of Ghost and Man)
I have no Halloween icons. This is odd, and must be remedied. Anybody got any they can point me towards?


So, fandom!

In English speaking news:

Bones )

Chuck )


AAAAAND, that takes care of all the shows I watch on American tv. Let's go to Asia!

Japan:

Nobuta wo Produce )



Kimi wa Petto )



Maou )



Hana Kimi SP )


Taiwan:

So I'm Not Handsome )

Brown Sugar Macchiato )



Next on the list, not in any particular order:
-Devil Beside Me (tw)
-Proposal Daisakusen (j)
-Legend of Brown Sugar Chivalries (tw)

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