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Sep. 4th, 2010 10:07 am
alianora: Sarah is lost (MOVIE: Lost in the Labyrinth)
-Came through Earl fine. A little rain and a little wind, and a night spent in a hotel. Yippee. But, we're home and fine.

-Recently begun shipping Jun/Sho, and am reading everything I can find for them. I tend to enjoy the AUs more then Arashi themed stuff, and I dont know why. I find this entire thing strange, as I ship Ohno/Nino and Aiba/Jun on most occasions.

-Can't stop lusting after TaeYang. I started out watching Big Bang on occasion, and now I have several TaeYang icons, have both his albums, downloaded all of his videos, even friended him on Facebook, which is so deeply shameful i cant even talk about it.

Also, the fact that most videos of the live performances of Look Only At Me don't show the hip roll when he sings, "Lady" makes me sad. Because it is very of the hot. Yes. I need gifs of it. And possibly a life size poster.

This is made even sadder by the fact I'm pretty sure I'm taller then he is.

-Big Bang's "Beautiful Hangover" vid doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me, but DaeSung needs to be licked all over. Also, what the heck part does TOP play in this odd little storyline? He's dressed to the nines, but I can't figure out what his character is.

DaeSung nearly licks TaeYang's ear at one point in the vid, which I fully support.

alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (ARASHI: Sho Shy)
This is a dream I had a while back, that I just found in an email to [livejournal.com profile] literarylemming and [livejournal.com profile] rinalin, which I am posting here because it (and my brain that came up with it) still makes me boggle.

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Very weird.

Want to know what’s weirder? Last night’s dream. In which I was involved in a competition to win Sho’s hand in marriage.

It involved scaling poles and searching the ceiling. I was in second place. And then his mother is there while the person in first place did…something, and we all sat around and watched inside a crowded store. And his mother was smiling at me, and emphasizing how the person who won would be the one who FOUND THE RING.

And there, behind me, was the ring. One of the plastic, adjustable wedding rings you buy at Michael’s to use on wedding favors. And then the first place girl said something about BOTH rings, so I’m hiding the one I have on my finger (on my ring finger, and beside it on my middle finger is my actual engagement and wedding ring, but that didn’t occur to me that it was weird) and looking around frantically for the second ring, and I found it TOO, so I won.

But nobody seemed particularly happy about this, and Sho was very polite, but I got the feeling he thought I had stumbled into it and wasn’t really interested in marrying him, but he signed me a very nice card about how it was his fault that he had misplaced the ring.

Let me be clear that, as far as I knew, he was in no way disappointed that he would have to marry me, he was disappointed that he thought I didn't want to marry him but was going to feel obligated to.


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what about you? Any entertaining dreams lately?
alianora: Akira's Nobuta Power pose (NwP: Kon)
Here's what i've done in February and half of March, so far, not including things like work, sleep, stare blankly, and read Percy Jackson:

Television:

Drama K.O. - 37 complete episodes in 5 different shows, all Japanese.


Jmovies:

Sleeping Bride - a boy finds a girl sleeping in a hospital, and the nurse tells him she's Sleeping Beauty. He comes regularly and tells her, "Wake up, I'm a prince," and kisses her. And then one day she wakes up. Very sweet.

The Great Happiness Space (Tales of an Osaka Love Thief) - documentary about a host club. Fascinating! By the end I felt for everybody, both the hosts and their clients.

Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea - Voldemort has only seen this is Japanese, and has absolutely no problem telling me what is going on and who everyone is. Adorable!

My Neighbor Totoro - my kid fell in love with it in English, but I could only find the subbed online. He doesn't seem to care either way.

Saigo no Yakusoka - Arashi's SP where they are all stuck in a hostage situation. Very entertaining, and I honestly wasn't expecting the twist.

Yonimo Kimyouna Monogatari - short SP where Sho plays a guy who tries to discover a talent for music through magic candy. Worth it for seeing him molest lollipops.

Yankee Bokou ni Kaeru - Sho is a yankee who in the first fifteen minutes has set a teacher's hair on fire and removed one of his own toenails with a knife. Based on a true story.

Kamikaze Girls - I love Ichigo and her complete inability to leave Momoko alone. Was wildly disturbed when I discovered Momoko was in Yatterman as the dominatrix who really just wanted to be a housewife and have babies.



Manga:

1/2 Prince - wip
The first crossdresser in virtual gaming. Wonder how long it will take everyone else to find her out? Enjoyable.

Aishiteruze Baby - complete
High school boy tends to small child - a trope to which I am very very weak. Cute, but the ending isn't very strong at all.

Dengeki Daisy - wip
Daisy is the name of someone on the other end of her text messages, and the only thing she has left after her brother dies. Far more interesting and entertaining than it sounds. Our girl has guts, and she's willing to protect what's important to her.

Koukou Debut - complete
I tried. I did. And [profile] princess_dexter says I should try again, but omg i can only stand so much stupid. I liked it until the kiss, and then I just wanted to hit her in the head repeatedly and shriek "WHY ARE YOU AN IDIOT?" Also, I am sad to say that the boy doesn't do much for me. Will probably try again after I've read everything else in existance.

Kimi wa Boku no Toriko Nare - wip
A maid with a deadly weapon: a mop. This is a weird one, but I'm interested to see where it's going. He's got secrets, and I want to know them!

Kingyo Sou - complete
HELLO I LOVE THIS PLEASE READ NOW NOW NOW. A girl falls in love with a deaf taiko player, and it's this beautiful story. This is the first time I cried WHILE READING MANGA. There's one scene where she is SO upset, and she's turning her face away from him while she's crying and talking, and he's desperately trying to see her face so he can figure out what she's saying, but she doesn't want him to, and he doesn't understand and OMG MY HEART. Beautiful and hopeful and a very sweet love story.

Suki-tte Ii na yo - wip
Good thing he likes unusual girls, seeing as she just kicked him in the face. Very realistic, it feels to me - deals with sex and relationships and our protagonist is not your typical shoujo girl. No cheerful smiles in the face of adversary here! She's blunt and withdrawn and kind of bad tempered, and he likes her because of it.

SOLD OUT - complete
Save yourself some time, and just punch yourself in the face. She goes to buy a dress, the salesman compliments her, she loudly declares she loves him and then the stalking commences. MINDBLOWINGLY STUPID. Comes with the quote: "I'LL FOLLOW YOU LIKE A GOLDFISH'S POOP!"

Special A - complete
Another dense heroine! But this one I don't actually want to hit repeatedly! She's been competing with him since they were kids, and she ALWAYS comes in second place to him. Hilarious and silly, with random bonus gender bending in later chapters! I find him very adorable, as he's been in love with her forever, but 1)he never confesses, and 2) she's as dense as a board, so when he does, she tells him he's her best friend. Plus, I really like the fact that she is capable! She is smart and athletic and can do amazing things.

You're My Girlfriend - complete
short work from the Special A mangaka. She has good intentions, but always seems to say the absolute wrong thing. He can't resist giving girls makeovers. Together, she thinks he's gay and he just wants her to have friends! Fun and silly.
alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (ARASHI: Sho Shy)
Eps originally watched: 1/10


FINISHED! I had only watched one ep of this previously, but it seemed like something that required little brain activity, plus has the side benefit of Sakurai Sho as a crazy man, plus I was still in the mood for jdramas, so i went with this one.

Under the cut for caps, thoughts, and random pervyness.

DREEEEEEAAAAAAMMMM CHAAAAAAANNNNNCEEEE! )

Im pretty sure I am officially calling it quits with Drama K.O. It still has another 4 days or so before it's officially over, but im tired. im not close enough to done with anything to get anywhere. but hey, i succeeded in watching things i ahd been avoiding! *strikes BABY pose*
alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (ARASHI: Sho Shy)
I can't even..begin to tell you the insanity that is Yatterman. I can't explain it. I definitely cannot explain this SCENE, except that it exists, and even though I've watched it multiple times (this scene, not the whole movie), i am still boggled.

To start with, I watched Yatterman for one main reason:

Do you blame me? Look at his LIPS.

I knew going in that it was A) a kid's movie, and B) based on a earlier Japanese anime. The key part here is KID'S MOVIE. Everybody got that?

Ok, onward!

really, do not blame me for any brain breakage )

Yatterman

Oct. 17th, 2009 09:41 pm
alianora: Text: You win again, gravity (FUTURAMA: Gravity wins!)
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'M WATCHING. WEIRDEST MOVIE EVER.

GIANT ROBOT WOMAN WITH BOOB MACHINE GUNS JUST GOT ATTACKED BY A BILLION ROBOT ANTS. LOVING DETAIL IS PAID TO THE ATTACKING OF HER NIPPLES. THE MECHANICAL DOG SAYS, "THAT'S HOT," AND "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE."

AS THE ROBOT GETS CLOSER TO BLOWING UP, SHE YELLS, IN ENGLISH, "I'M COMING!"



OMGWTFNIPPLES.

GOOD THING THERE IS SAKURAI SHO - HERE TO THROW HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT OF THE WAY SO HE CAN SUCK THE POISON OUT OF A GIRL'S UPPER THIGH WHILE SHE MOANS ABOUT IT.



WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN. SERIOUSLY.

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