alianora: Text: You win again, gravity (FUTURAMA: Gravity wins!)
After School Nightmare is a manga that is mind fuckery of the highest order, AND IT'S AWESOME!

Mashiro is a student in a high school, and he has a SECRET. He finds out from the school nurse that he has to take a mysterious class in the basement of the school in order to graduate. This class involves trying to find your way out of your own nightmares - in order to graduate, you have to find the key. In the nightmare, you appear as you truly are - so why the hell is Mashiro wearing a SKIRT in this dream?!

HINT: This manga involves slash, het, and femslash. ALL OF THEM INVOLVE MASHIRO. )

Also, hey look, I made some icons!


Yatterman

Oct. 17th, 2009 09:41 pm
alianora: Text: You win again, gravity (FUTURAMA: Gravity wins!)
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'M WATCHING. WEIRDEST MOVIE EVER.

GIANT ROBOT WOMAN WITH BOOB MACHINE GUNS JUST GOT ATTACKED BY A BILLION ROBOT ANTS. LOVING DETAIL IS PAID TO THE ATTACKING OF HER NIPPLES. THE MECHANICAL DOG SAYS, "THAT'S HOT," AND "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE."

AS THE ROBOT GETS CLOSER TO BLOWING UP, SHE YELLS, IN ENGLISH, "I'M COMING!"



OMGWTFNIPPLES.

GOOD THING THERE IS SAKURAI SHO - HERE TO THROW HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT OF THE WAY SO HE CAN SUCK THE POISON OUT OF A GIRL'S UPPER THIGH WHILE SHE MOANS ABOUT IT.



WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN. SERIOUSLY.
alianora: Sekime is rather skeptical of this plan (HK: Sekime!)
I just finished watching this, and this could not wait, because MY MOUTH IS HANGING OPEN IN SHOCK. I dont know whether Im just bewildered that taiwan went there, or because I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PROCESS THIS THOUGHT.

First! Stupid caps!


Naked!


It's like Jiro has NEVER SEEN BOOBS BEFORE. He doesn't know how to function!


*snerk*

now! to the point!

behind the lj cut lies madness! )
alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (ARASHI: Ohno - Hi!)
Ive lost my mind, people. Seriously.

I just finished watching Waterboys 2, which was adorable and silly and just as goofy as you would imagine a drama about a boys synchronized swim team would be.

I though, awww, Yosuke and Eikichi are so adorable! I should find out what else they've been in! They're just darling.

See?



Aren't they slashy cute and sweet and innocent looking?

So. Yeah. They're also in Rookies, I just found out, and all I knew about Rookies, I learned from a [livejournal.com profile] rainscene picspam.

So, here's what Yosuke and Eikichi look like all grown up and HOT and WET and MUSCLED UP.







HEEELLOOOOO HOTNESS. JAPAN, I LOVE YOU.

Needless to say, I'm downloading Rookies.

...I also found out that the Waterboys series doesnt go Waterboys the movie - Waterboys 2 the drama. NO, I missed an ENTIRE season of this silliness. Starring Eita. And there's a final movie. Starring Eita.

Needless to say, I downloaded those, too. because i need more boys in tiny swim suits synchro!

And then [livejournal.com profile] rainscene pimped yet more crack to the masses, and so now I have ten episodes of a show where Tamaki Hiroshi has a deer talk to him and has, I hope, a completely inappropriate relationship with a schoolgirl, AND a movie about Korean ghosts who sing musical theater. or something.

this is on top of the movie Antique, which is about hot gay boys and a bakery, Arch Angels, which looks to be crack of the HIGHEST order (eyeball grenades wtf?), Invincible's Rocket Penis and Shan Bao's Boobs, Ohno in Uta no Oniisan, and the rest of the asian list of dooooom.

HELP ME. CLEARLY, I AM DERANGED.



THIS CAP IS TOTALLY APPLICABLE TO THE PLOT OF WATERBOYS 2, I SWEAR.


Yes. YES, that IS a boy pulling down the tiny, leopard print swim suit of another boy.
alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (Default)
I just turned on my computer and my external hard drive.

When the computer booted up, I double clicked Firefox, as I do every single time I turn on my computer.

Note: I clicked no other programs. I clicked no folders. Only Firefox.

Right now, for some unexplainable reason, AUDIO ONLY of one episode (dont ask me which one) of Brown Sugar Macchiato is playing. I know it's Brown Sugar Macchiato, because I recognized the theme song, and, while that could be the OST, which I have, there is also dialogue, and I caught Ya Tou's name.

So. I hit ctl-alt-del to see if Real Player or BSplayer had popped up in the background and I just couldnt see it.

Nope. The only thing, my computer is very quick to tell me, that is running is Firefox.

Last night, before I shut down, had I been watching Brown Sugar Macchiato?

No.

Had I been looking in one of the Brown Sugar Macchiato folders?

No.

So...why is my computer wanting me to listen to an episode of Brown Sugar Macchiato, but not watch it? Why won't it tell me what program is running it?

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

...and, how can I stop it? There is no program open to close! Hitting "pause" and "stop" on my keyboard isnt working. WHAT THE HELL?
alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (HYD:  Guh)
A question: is "Nanny 911" or "Supernanny" streaming online anywhere where I could watch and watch and watch? Brandus hates Supernanny like barbed wire, but I am unable to look away.

We both started out working with seriously fucked up kids in a residential treatment center for kids with emotional and behavior issues, which, from what I can tell, is why I love it and he hates it. I like to watch crazy children and remind myself that it's because the parents have no fucking idea what they are doing. Brandus gets ANGRY about how stupid people are and begins to froth at the mouth.

Good times!

I..just checked out the ABC website, and it would like to know if I would like to turn in an application for their hit show, SuperManny. I..have no idea what this is, and whether Im screaming with laughter or cowering in fear. Also, I can stream eps there, but I am morally opposed to streaming from the actual network. Or something. Really, id prefer something like hulu, only with Supernanny (or SuperManny too, possibly).


Ive also been entertaining myself with the slashy slashy goodness adorable story of boys doing synchronized swimming in Waterboys 2. This is the drama set after the movie, and the adorable gay boy who is in love with Chiaki-sempai is back as a teacher and he is the most effeminate thing ever, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING JAPAN. Really, it's an excuse to watch adorable boys in tiny swim trunks get wet, hug, strip each other down to their undies, and occasionally WHOOPS lose their suits in the pool.

I am halfway through the fifth episode, and the current synchro team and their darling gay coach come out to compete in what they come to find out is a girls synchro meet...so naturally, they somehow get their hands on makeup, girls suits, and sparkly hair things, and i am forced to pause the episode while I cry with laughter at them. I will screencap and share it with you later, because HEEEE.

Also, I spend my freetime dreaming up ways adorable gay boy coach said goodbye to Chiaki-sempai. Ill give you a hint, they start with him getting bent over the starting block of the pool, and end with PORN.

I never said I was right in the head.

Ive also downloaded My Girl, so [livejournal.com profile] princess_dexter should be happy, and am downloading Mei-chan no Shitsuji, and watching on ep 5 of Uta no Oniisan. And Invincible and Shan Bao Mei has supposedly had the next two subbed eps up on torrent, so I am hopeful a direct download link will follow shortly. I NEED BOOB JOKES DAMMIT. Why does everything Im interested in watching right now have to be IN PROCESS? It is much easier to watch a show when the whole thing has already aired AND been subbed and I can glut myself on it at will.

Also, if you want drama pimping, you should be checking out [livejournal.com profile] rainscene. [livejournal.com profile] darkeyewolf has taken it upon herself to share the goodness of many many dramas, and just as a taste, the Hana Kimi pimp post, which is full of sparkles deep thoughts andnaked boys thoughtful commentary and many hot droolworthy PLOT ADVANCING pictures of Oguri Shun half dressed. And just as much crack as you could possibly want.

But, it is a dangerous, dangerous comm. My list of doooooom keeps getting longer and longer with all the cool things the get pimped that i wanna SEEEEE. She even makes the soul destroying ones sound awesome!

I still can do no more then flail about Nodame Cantabile, and Im still a big slacker who hasnt posted about the many ways Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon is awesome. This should probably be remedied.

But first, I have to see if my adorable slashy boys make convincing girls in swimsuits.



ETA: They failed miserably when one of them lost their falsies in the pool. Whoops! No breasts! And hey! these girls have PENISES!
alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (Default)
I am tempted to cap and icon Boy Meets Boy, a dialogue free Korean short film about adorable gay boys, but am currently resisting.

it is adorable, except for the WTF random chick with feathers who sings about the dangers of picking guys up off the streets. NO I AM NOT KIDDING.

if you're thinking about it, i saw it at *MYSTERY COMM* and at jdramas, and i would recommend not wasting your time with the directors cut, as it increases the WTF singing!feathered!chick to THREE random songs.


Also, after having Brandus wave the dell catalog around in my face and then getting an email about a sale for president's day, i did my part for the economy and bought a brand new laptop. HOLY CRAP Y'ALL. Madmartigan is almost 5 years old, and he is in sad shape - the keyboard is missing so many keys i have a USB keyboard that sits on top of it that i use - the rubber feet are all gone - the casing over the hard drive is broken away, as are other pieces of the external case...poor Mad. *pets him soothingly* I wibbled and thought and double checked my savings account, and i had the money. And y'all, Madmartigan was EXPENSIVE. And I basically at least doubled RAM, tripled hard drive space, doubled processing speed...for a quarter of what i paid for Mad. if i had waited, the price would have gone up nearly $300 when the sale was over. the money I saved is going to go towards upgrading my Photoimpact software and getting a licensed copy of Page Four. *purr*

I HAVE A NEW COMPUTER. AM STILL FREAKING OUT.

She (yes, a she - I dont know her name yet, though) should be here in a week or so. WHEEE!

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