For Best Results: Allow 4-8 weeks for complete adaptation, integration and acceptance by and of Model, but do not be surprised by immediate response; engage model in repeated and frequent person-to-person verbal interaction, as it is fond of debating and tends to play "Devil's Advocate" no matter the subject nor whom they are PissingOffRoyally. DO NOT QUESTION MODEL'S ABILITY TO KNOW A GOOD BIT OF 'SOMETHING' ABOUT DAMNED CLOSE TO 'EVERYTHING', nor its propensity toward proving it because the effort is futile and liable to result in embarrassed apologies. By owner. PDA with model is not suggested and can be considered squickifying, disgusting, lewd and/or plain old gross; be sure to set up relationship parameters as model also tends to interpret certain terms and/or activities ("WhatDoYouMeanBy'Intercourse'?" and "WhatDoYouMeanBy'It'?", for example) VERY LOOSELY, and has an undeletable/unreprogrammable tendency to engage in lascivous dance maneuvers, as well as an inexplicable habit of sloppy tongue kissing with random-but-willing people of any gender, race, or age-over-21 when it is drunk. Last known threshhold was 8 (eight) "Adios Mother F8ckers" before model tried to take off all clothing, in the go-go cage, above the dancefloor, to 80's music--but this is not absolute as drinks vary by bar, bartender, brand, and model hadn't eaten that day.
High Temperature Climate owners MAY NOT depend on snuggle-program engaging while asleep and WILL NOT be allowed to use flannel sheets as bedding. Extreme Low Temperature Climate owners will most likely experience complete model shut down since unit believes snow a complete waste of perfectly good water and will not, under any circumstance, venture outdoors if temperature goes below 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Possible reactions: model wearing every item of clothing in house at same time; cranking up of thermostat to 90 with oven open and on BROIL; and transformation of bathroom into a Sauna. As a precaution, owner should register unit with Manufacturer immediately upon purchase in order to avoid unit rebellion/retalitation, as its response to cold can differ, depending on circumstances and upon amount of brib--er, compensation offered, but will eventually lead to having your model revolt and run away to where the SANE F*CKING PEOPLE RESIDE--warmly, comfortably, happily sipping on Mint Julips in the beautiful sunshine. By a pool.
A 25-year Limited SexDrive and/or Complete Extended Warranty is available and will cost extra--ask dealer for details. Intercourse (of the sexual "insert body part into orifice of other body part" kind) is not necessarily included, nor is satisfaction guaranteed. However, detailed Research conducted by the Manufacturer has suggested that markedly improved results in Quality/Longevity/Quantity/Stamina/PositiveResonseToKinks CAN occur under certain circumstances, and MAY BE achieved when bug-model has been liberally plied with Apple Martinis and Rare Filet Mignon. Previous OwnersWhoAreNotBitterOrAssholesOrEvilIncarnateOrInJail have reported similar, though not exact, results. HOWEVER, YOUR RESULTS MY VARY, DEPENDING.
Deposit Return: NV, for exchange only.
Please "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" or you'll make the Indian cry.
(slaps self and *IZ BOGGLED (and slightly impressed)* at how I zipped this out in less than 5 minutes)
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For Best Results: Allow 4-8 weeks for complete adaptation, integration and acceptance by and of Model, but do not be surprised by immediate response; engage model in repeated and frequent person-to-person verbal interaction, as it is fond of debating and tends to play "Devil's Advocate" no matter the subject nor whom they are PissingOffRoyally. DO NOT QUESTION MODEL'S ABILITY TO KNOW A GOOD BIT OF 'SOMETHING' ABOUT DAMNED CLOSE TO 'EVERYTHING', nor its propensity toward proving it because the effort is futile and liable to result in embarrassed apologies. By owner. PDA with model is not suggested and can be considered squickifying, disgusting, lewd and/or plain old gross; be sure to set up relationship parameters as model also tends to interpret certain terms and/or activities ("WhatDoYouMeanBy'Intercourse'?" and "WhatDoYouMeanBy'It'?", for example) VERY LOOSELY, and has an undeletable/unreprogrammable tendency to engage in lascivous dance maneuvers, as well as an inexplicable habit of sloppy tongue kissing with random-but-willing people of any gender, race, or age-over-21 when it is drunk. Last known threshhold was 8 (eight) "Adios Mother F8ckers" before model tried to take off all clothing, in the go-go cage, above the dancefloor, to 80's music--but this is not absolute as drinks vary by bar, bartender, brand, and model hadn't eaten that day.
High Temperature Climate owners MAY NOT depend on snuggle-program engaging while asleep and WILL NOT be allowed to use flannel sheets as bedding. Extreme Low Temperature Climate owners will most likely experience complete model shut down since unit believes snow a complete waste of perfectly good water and will not, under any circumstance, venture outdoors if temperature goes below 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Possible reactions: model wearing every item of clothing in house at same time; cranking up of thermostat to 90 with oven open and on BROIL; and transformation of bathroom into a Sauna. As a precaution, owner should register unit with Manufacturer immediately upon purchase in order to avoid unit rebellion/retalitation, as its response to cold can differ, depending on circumstances and upon amount of brib--er, compensation offered, but will eventually lead to having your model revolt and run away to where the SANE F*CKING PEOPLE RESIDE--warmly, comfortably, happily sipping on Mint Julips in the beautiful sunshine. By a pool.
A 25-year Limited SexDrive and/or Complete Extended Warranty is available and will cost extra--ask dealer for details. Intercourse (of the sexual "insert body part into orifice of other body part" kind) is not necessarily included, nor is satisfaction guaranteed. However, detailed Research conducted by the Manufacturer has suggested that markedly improved results in Quality/Longevity/Quantity/Stamina/PositiveResonseToKinks CAN occur under certain circumstances, and MAY BE achieved when bug-model has been liberally plied with Apple Martinis and Rare Filet Mignon. Previous OwnersWhoAreNotBitterOrAssholesOrEvilIncarnateOrInJail have reported similar, though not exact, results. HOWEVER, YOUR RESULTS MY VARY, DEPENDING.
Deposit Return: NV, for exchange only.
Please "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" or you'll make the Indian cry.
(slaps self and *IZ BOGGLED (and slightly impressed)* at how I zipped this out in less than 5 minutes)
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