alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (Birdy/Jayne/River)
alianora ([personal profile] alianora) wrote2006-03-02 09:46 am

Litany of Complaints

Oh, look, a list.

Why Today is Sucky - by alianora, Empress of Grouch

-half.com buyer is a big whiny baby
-the post office RETURNED IT
-dont blame me for the fact you didnt borrow someone elses book
-or, you know, there is the LIBRARY
-ill show you where you can shove your midterms

-discussion questions for tomorrow and Serenity not done or emailed
-unsure whether my beloved [livejournal.com profile] sirkpega is going to make it to Serenity

-every single clothing item i own is dirty
-have no quarters to solve this
-have no money for GoF
-missed Gilmore Girls
-missed Lost
-new tattoo is itchy
-camera still on fritz, so no pics of new tat
-hot chocolate was supposed to be hazelnut - is amaretto
-dont LIKE amaretto
-not enough angry music on personalized yahoo station

i need massive amounts of porn STAT. i even reread the porn i wrote for [livejournal.com profile] literarylemming last night in AIM, which was threesome (Jayne/River/Birdy - dont think too hard about the combo - your brain might explode) and hot - but it didnt help.

*sulks*

*imagines feeding half.com buyer to lots of very small sharks*

EXCUSE ME

[identity profile] shalynn-j.livejournal.com 2006-03-13 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
NEW TATOO???

Re: EXCUSE ME

[identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com 2006-03-13 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*facepalm*

i completely forgot to tell you in the house/grandmother dying mess!

im so sorry!

its really cool though, and as soon as the camera is beaten into submission, i will take pictures to show you.

Re: EXCUSE ME

[identity profile] shalynn-j.livejournal.com 2006-03-13 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
you are suspended without pay until further notice!

Re: EXCUSE ME

[identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com 2006-03-13 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you for not firing me!

Re: EXCUSE ME

[identity profile] shalynn-j.livejournal.com 2006-03-13 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
can't fire you! tried it doesn't work, and really the whole 'company' falls apart with out you