Litany of Complaints

[alianora]

Oh, look, a list.

Why Today is Sucky - by alianora, Empress of Grouch

-half.com buyer is a big whiny baby
-the post office RETURNED IT
-dont blame me for the fact you didnt borrow someone elses book
-or, you know, there is the LIBRARY
-ill show you where you can shove your midterms

-discussion questions for tomorrow and Serenity not done or emailed
-unsure whether my beloved sirkpega is going to make it to Serenity

-every single clothing item i own is dirty
-have no quarters to solve this
-have no money for GoF
-missed Gilmore Girls
-missed Lost
-new tattoo is itchy
-camera still on fritz, so no pics of new tat
-hot chocolate was supposed to be hazelnut - is amaretto
-dont LIKE amaretto
-not enough angry music on personalized yahoo station

i need massive amounts of porn STAT. i even reread the porn i wrote for literarylemming last night in AIM, which was threesome (Jayne/River/Birdy - dont think too hard about the combo - your brain might explode) and hot - but it didnt help.

*sulks*

*imagines feeding half.com buyer to lots of very small sharks*

Comments

[corellianjedi.livejournal.com]

Alas, I have fic but no porn. I sowwy. If I wrote porn, I would write some for you. I can offer... uh.... did you see my Firefly picspam a while back? Lots o' pretty, thre.

[barefootatkheb.livejournal.com]

*hugs tigtly and feeds you cookies*

[rinalin.livejournal.com]

I wish I had porn to offer you. Or even the 5 things. But I only got so far as 4 things before I had to sleep. And I have to rethink the 5th thing because it seems too similar.

[bugchicklv.livejournal.com]

If I find Lost & upload it for you to watch...Will you post the Jayne/River/Birdy pr0n?

(And here's a nekkid Adam He makes everything better, IMHO)

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

oh,i can get Lost, im just cranky about missing it.

and i havent decided yet about posting the J/R/B porns that LL and i have been writing..mainly because i havent finished Wingtip yet.

remind me later.

EXCUSE ME

[shalynn-j.livejournal.com]

NEW TATOO???

Re: EXCUSE ME

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

i completely forgot to tell you in the house/grandmother dying mess!

im so sorry!

its really cool though, and as soon as the camera is beaten into submission, i will take pictures to show you.

Re: EXCUSE ME

[shalynn-j.livejournal.com]

you are suspended without pay until further notice!

Re: EXCUSE ME

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

thank you for not firing me!

Re: EXCUSE ME

[shalynn-j.livejournal.com]

can't fire you! tried it doesn't work, and really the whole 'company' falls apart with out you