Firefly Ficlet: Shameless

[alianora]

Prompt: Shame
Author: alianora


Simon was face down on the table when Mal walked in. Mal stared at
the man for a second, but he didnt move.

"Uh, Doc, you ok?"

Simon lifted his head, looked straight at Mal, and very deliberately
shook his head.

"Um, ok," Mal nodded. "So, why arent you ok?"

"The man has no shame," the doctor muttered into the table.

"What man, exactly?"

"Jayne." Simon lifted his head to rub his eyes. "He just waltzed in
here COMPLETELY NAKED."

Mal's lip curled in disgust. "Ew, that just ain't right."

"No, not really." Simon put his head back down. "It would have been
gross, but survivable, but River and Kaylee were both in here when it
happened."

Mal looked around. "Well, where are they now?"

"Watching Jayne shower."

"WHAT?!"

END

Comments

[earthwhatwere.livejournal.com]

Dear Wee Priestess:

In the future, when you post something like this, a spew warning would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

Ginger, who is cleaning Diet Coke off her keyboard.

[kueble.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Fantastic. Can we all go watch him shower?

[rinalin.livejournal.com]

*runs off to join River and Kaylee*

God those girls are smart.

I love, as always.

[neroli66.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Oh god, trust Jayne to find a way to get all the girls for himself...now he just needs to reel Inara and Zoe in..hehehe

[literarylemming.livejournal.com]

LMFAO!

Okay, I want Jayne to walk into MY room completely naked. Please? PLEASE? *big eyes!*

[caitn.livejournal.com]

LOL! I like the way the girls think. I would have done the same. :)

Just what I needed after an exhausting day.

[not-last-resort.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Brilliant! And no, I can't blame them. Though I wouldn't mind watching little Simon shower either. *hugs him*