This was fantastic. I will def be saving this to my memories. I agree with lower posters: it is so deliciously refreshing and hi-larious to have Simon be amused and tease her, rather than having a heart attack of his own.
The dialogue slew me, by the way. Your voices for each are unique, while remaining in the realm of canon, and incredibly awesome in all ways.
I bow down and give unto thee a spork of gold.

I posted here because I also wanted to say: mandapanda0521, I LOVE your icon.