Lostaway!

I would love to read the squees that im hoping are occuring on my
flist, but i am at work, and it is not to be.


and yes, i now own Lost..and i have been really good. i didnt watch
half the season in one day, nor have i even peeked at the extras,
although i REALLY REALLY want to.


Half of that is because im getting together with sirkpega
this weekend to watch the extras, and the other half is because i was
too busy being exhausted and in pain after my irish step dance class
(the hopping exercises are EVIL), and so i just lay on the floor and
moaned for brandus to press play, and then roll me over to the couch.


in completely irelevent news, this morning i woke up with a Firefly
bunny chewing on my hair about the letters Jayne exchanges with his
mother.

Dear Mama,

Today the doctor's crazy sister tried to kill me. She ruined my
favorite shirt! Please send cookies.

Love,
Jayne

Dear Jayne,

Enclosed is a new knife we bought at the fair. Mattie used it to skin
his first rabbit!

I hope you were a gentleman about the situation with the doctor's
sister. Its not her fault she is moonbrained.

I am working on a new scarf to match your hat, but I have run out of
orange yarn. Instead, the ends are going to be purple!

Thank you for the extra money, it has come in handy during the winter.

Love,
Your Mother

i like this thought, and might have to play with it some more.

anybody know why this always looks so wacky when i post by email? and
how to fix it?

Like a Log

SO VERY BORED OMG.

I hate not being able to check anything but my email from
work..especially on days like today, when ive done all the discharges,
intake, filing, and copying needed for the rest of the week.

I would write drabbles, should i not have to minimize the window
everytime someone walks by.

and its bad folks. i have a very bad wrong fic idea...starring our
own ode to Flowers in the Attic, Sha-Boone (hello hello again) ...and
really, it would be a new level of bad wrongness...and i think i will
be going to a low enough level of hell as it is, dont you?

*attempts to drown out bad thoughts with bleach*

its not working!

he is still watching her, and she is still thirteen! *cries*

why isnt there anyone who can distract me from this?