Searching for Christmas Music

Oddly, i am, in fact, looking for Christmas music. This is odd,
because most Christmas music gives me hives.

For example, if i can make it all the way through the holiday season
without hearing that damn "Christmas Shoes" song, my life will be
fufilled.

However, there are a few songs i want that i dont have. and i only
have partial information on them. because im just that useful.

Song #1 is a country song just called "Christmas Carol." Its a guy
singing it, and its about a guy playing Santa, and a little girl named
Carol. If you have it, or know where I can find it, preferably online
and free, i will write you a ficlet of your choice.

Song #2 is the 12 Days of Christmas by those Candian guys whose names
escape me. ETA: Bob and Doug McKenzie! Thanks anenko!

The one that goes,

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A beer.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two turtlenecks and a beer.

and there is banter behind it and its funny.

again, ownership and sharing of this will net you a ficlet of your choice.

Help would be adored.


PS. yuletide is due tomorrow. and is ALMOST FINISHED. haaa!

Yuletide THIS!

DONE DONE DONE!

And UPLOADED! 20 hours in advance!

*rules the world*

and right now, my name is front and center on the yuletide website. im sure it will only be there for the next .3 seconds, but it makes me feel all special and squishy.

*goes back to celebrating*

MAN, i hope my person likes it! AAGH, i HATE waiting to know! *chews nails*