And the time he nearly saw her changing while hiding in her closet, he was in terror. (Maybe now that they're together, she'll weed all the hideous clothes out of his wardrobe).

Oh, god. Give me a dorky guy who turns to mush around a woman, and I'm a goner.

I fully support your business proposal.

ahem. i mean, i WILL not write Full House porn. i will not. and even if you give me DELICIOUS DELICIOUS prompts, i will not even attempt it. *nods firmly*

I think you're protesting too much. Admit it, Full House has already wormed it's way into your head and is spawning porny, dorky ideas even as I type this.