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Oh god, I finished watching Full House, and it's possible that the last half hour might just have made every single bit of my endless pain worth it, but now im thinking back on the stupid show FONDLY and i want to rewatch certain scenes and i have BUNNIES and OMG I HAD TO CREATE A NEW TAG JUST TO CONTAIN MY PAIN.

Seriously, this show is STUPID and the writing is completely nonsensical in some places and the drama is POINTLESS and drawn out for no reason, but there is just something adorable about the love story and asljkaklsal HATE.

and you cannot convince me (and

anenko agrees with me) that there was not sexing going on in that tent on the pier. YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME. THERE IS NO OTHER REASON FOR HIM TO BE HIDING (HIDING! OMG SO CUTE!) WITH HIS FACE BURIED IN THE BLANKET THE NEXT MORNING.

Sexing. I dont care that they woke up fully dressed. WRITE ME PORN.

However! I am posting because i have COME TO A REALIZATION.

I KNOW WHY YOUNG-JAE'S CLOTHES ARE HORRIFIC.

Don't believe me about the fashion disasters? HERE IS ONE TINY EXAMPLE.

Why the scarf? Why is the shirt slit down practically to his belly button? Why is it SLEEVELESS OH GOD.

I KNOW WHY HE WEARS THESE HORRIBLE THINGS HE CALLS CLOTHES.

It is pretty much stated outright throughout the entire stupid show (omg my life, i hate it so), that bitchface is the one who dresses him. See, she has/works in this clothing store, and every time he wants a fix of bitchface ('cause he's addicted and follows her around LIKE A PUPPY and i hate her a lot), he wanders over to the store to spend too much money on clothes.

so, i figure, she gets sick of him coming over ALL THE TIME (like a PUPPY. it's disgusting.) and she starts running out of actual ATTRACTIVE clothes, so she just starts grabbing whatever horrible atrocity comes to hand and reassures him it is the height of fashion! Trust me, my puppy! And no, i dont want to go get dinner, unless your hot friend is going and you're paying, HERE WEAR THIS.

I am convinced of this. And when you see some of the other crimes against humanity he wears - including a few horrible hats and many shirts that actually make me weep with pain, YOU WILL BELIEVE IT.

This? This, however, is the picture on the wall. of his BEDROOM. It is practically life sized. It lights up. LMAO FOREVER.

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Either I'm really innocent or completely retarded, because I watched that tent scene TWICE and it didn't occur to me that they had sex. Mainly because they're lying there fully clothed, but also because it is KOREA and no one has sex in Asia, ever. I assumed he was shy because he'd ripped out his heart and given it to her and the morning after he remembered that he was MOTHERFUCKING YOUNG-JAE and he ain't nobody's woman. Or something.

BUT I like your version of events much, much better and when I watch it again (because who am I kidding, of course I'll put myself through that delicious pain again) that's the way I'll look at it.

And LOL @ your Cross-eyed Bitch fashion theory. IT MAKES SENSE.

I watched Coffee Prince before Full House, so I didn't really think of sex being a no-go in kdramas. I was a bit confused as to why they were still fully dressed (her gigantic earrings!), but I was too amused by the thought of SUPER HOT STAR Young-Jae being embarrassed and shy about (finally) getting laid.

and he ain't nobody's woman

Ah ha. Ha. Married life is going to come as a shock to him. He doesn't deny Ji-Eun's claim that he has to do everything she wants now--he *knows* he's in for it.

He doesn't deny Ji-Eun's claim that he has to do everything she wants now--he *knows* he's in for it.

ahahaha, that's the best part! he doesnt even try to argue! and when you think about it, every time in that stupid stupid show when she really actually put her foot down, HE'S the one who backed down. big time.

she OWNS his ass. i foresee alot of cleaning and cooking in his future. while wearing an apron. and a smile. ~~AND NOTHING ELSE~~.

she OWNS his ass. i foresee alot of cleaning and cooking in his future. while wearing an apron. and a smile. AND NOTHING ELSE.

I VOTE THAT YOU WRITE THIS. For the good of...well, everyone! If you want to bounce ideas or anything, I'm totally here for you, because delicious dorky Full House pr0n must be the most awesome thing EVER.

AHAHAHA. I am so glad i am not the only one who has stupid stupid wishes to see these two get naked somehow.

Bouncing ideas - mainly, i like prompts. a mental image, a quote or lyric, a random line of dialogue..something.

give me something, and i will attempt to write you something. it might not necessarily be porn, but i will write SOMETHING.

oh, i watched the tent scene twice too..or possibly MAYBE THREE TIMES BUT IM NOT TELLING, and at first..i just..thought they cuddled. but then..with the hiding and her OWNING his ass and him admitting it, i..started to wonder.

..and the world always needs more porn and maybe they didnt go all the way, BUT IM SURE THERE WAS SOME EXPERIMENTATION.

she had her hand down his pants. OF COURSE SHE OWNS HIS ASS.

I assumed he was shy because he'd ripped out his heart and given it to her and the morning after he remembered that he was MOTHERFUCKING YOUNG-JAE and he ain't nobody's woman

also very possible. but he basically gave her a big love confession at the end of ep 15, too, so..shouldn't he have had a similar reaction that time? I like naked sexy time idea better. plus, PORN.

LOL @ your Cross-eyed Bitch fashion theory.

it is the ONLY thing that makes sense. my brain refuses to even give me a mental picture of him browsing through clothes and pulling out that awful white shirt with the strap (THAT HE ALSO HAS IN BLACK OH MY GOD WHHYYYY) and going, i LOVE this! it's much easier to picture him standing there while she dresses him up to look like something threw up on him. because bitchface is vindictive.

that awful white shirt with the strap

OH YOU MEAN THIS ONE?

(http://blingee.com/blingee/view/77186191-rainlol)
(http://blingee.com)

Does it dazzle you? ♥

*chokes*

OH GOD OH GOD IM BLIND! *claws at eyes*

THE GLITTER! THE CROWN! THE GANGSTER BLING! all are very nice. it's the SHIRT that is eyeblinding!

*cracks up* I love this. i want to marry it. think my husband will mind?

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