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Firefly Drabble: Cotton Candy
Title: Cotton Candy
Author: alianora
Jayne goes to the fair..*cough*
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They had stopped on some backwater somewheres where there was a fair going on. Everybody had the night off to play, including the whores.
He was a might sulky bout that. He hadnt had any trim for nearly two months and was getting a bit uncomfortable being around the womenfolk on the crew.
You dont sleep with your crew. Ever. Might cause trouble someday when you need a trustworthy body at your back with a gun.
'Sides, it wasnt like there were alot of options.
Zoe was way beyond taken, not that Wash was a threat or nothing, but Zoe WAS, and he werent about to get himself booted out the airlock for even as nice a piece as she was.
Kaylee was his little sister. And she had her own opinions about how to treat a woman. He didnt fancy having to hang around and listen to her prattle after rutting. Regardless of how cute the prattle could be.
Inara was untouchable. He couldnt come anywhere near her prices. 'Sides, he might muss her pretty stuff, or break something in that little shuttle.
That left the crazy girl, which werent saying much.
Or, at least, it werent before he ended up prying her off the top of the Jacob's Ladder after the doc and Kaylee went to ride the ferris wheel. Ended up with a sticky armful of girl and cotton candy smeared down across his neck.
She giggled and wrapped sugary fingers round his collar, pulling her face a little closer to his. He werent paying too much attention to what she was saying, as he was looking hopefully around for the preacher, who was supposed to be watching her tonight.
He very nearly walked into one of them game booths when a kitten soft tongue traced over the sugar on his neck.
Little girl voice breathed into his ear. "Sweeter than the others. Just hide it better."
END
Next: Ring Toss
Author: alianora
Jayne goes to the fair..*cough*
Drabble. Blame
literarylemmingThey had stopped on some backwater somewheres where there was a fair going on. Everybody had the night off to play, including the whores.
He was a might sulky bout that. He hadnt had any trim for nearly two months and was getting a bit uncomfortable being around the womenfolk on the crew.
You dont sleep with your crew. Ever. Might cause trouble someday when you need a trustworthy body at your back with a gun.
'Sides, it wasnt like there were alot of options.
Zoe was way beyond taken, not that Wash was a threat or nothing, but Zoe WAS, and he werent about to get himself booted out the airlock for even as nice a piece as she was.
Kaylee was his little sister. And she had her own opinions about how to treat a woman. He didnt fancy having to hang around and listen to her prattle after rutting. Regardless of how cute the prattle could be.
Inara was untouchable. He couldnt come anywhere near her prices. 'Sides, he might muss her pretty stuff, or break something in that little shuttle.
That left the crazy girl, which werent saying much.
Or, at least, it werent before he ended up prying her off the top of the Jacob's Ladder after the doc and Kaylee went to ride the ferris wheel. Ended up with a sticky armful of girl and cotton candy smeared down across his neck.
She giggled and wrapped sugary fingers round his collar, pulling her face a little closer to his. He werent paying too much attention to what she was saying, as he was looking hopefully around for the preacher, who was supposed to be watching her tonight.
He very nearly walked into one of them game booths when a kitten soft tongue traced over the sugar on his neck.
Little girl voice breathed into his ear. "Sweeter than the others. Just hide it better."
END
Next: Ring Toss
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*begins setting up alter to where I will worship you and ask you for ponies and rockets if you DO write one for each*
*bounce*
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and just for that, i might. *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
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Sooooo, how 'bout this:
And this:
And YOU HAVE seen my Adam vid to "Sex" (by Berlin), right? *naughty girl smile*
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*flails wordlessly*
NO. GIMMMMMMEEEEEEE. NOW.
*writes you fucking PORN for this*
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He was quite comfortable, here in the "boss's" chair.
Ordinarily, he wouldnt have been comfortable removing his tie and jacket, but under the circumstances, he decided the Senior Partners would understand. And probably approve.
Although to get their full approval, he would probably need to behead the vampire who was currently very occupied under the desk.
Hamilton smirked and kept his hand on the back of Angel's neck.
All the vampire needed was a guiding hand.
And a bigger couch.
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will write you acutal porn later, but i gotta go to bed here in a second..
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You might like this one too, done to Take It Off, (http://brent.wirehedmag.com/jaup/bugchicklv/TIO.wmv) by The Donnas. It is a 3-way JayneCobb/JohnCrichton/DanielJackson vid. aka a silly little piece of fluff in which I can get an instant fix of all 3 of my favorite pretty!sexy!hawt!boys (Adam, Ben and Michael). Too bad we don't have Adam as Colonel Dixon back in this season of SG-1...'cause if we did, (first, I'd die from sheer bliss and also) there'd be AMPLE opportunities for lots of real hawt guy 3-wa--
Nevermind.
*blushes*
I think my kinks are showing...
(let me know if these vids don't DL and I will UL them to Usendit or something)
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and honey, my kinks show EVERYDAY. :)
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Do you want my Mal vid too? It is kinda angsty and is set to Christian Kane's (LINDSEY!!!) "Rattlesnake Smile".
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to everything!
*goes off to impatiently waut for email*
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But just in case anyone else wants to see them HERE (http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1N4MFKK4V7BIQ2EF19ROPEGRN2) is the temporary location at YouSendIt for the "Sex" vid.
THIS (http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0XTH4BO3MJZ8K0MQE5Y9ZWHUFP) is the temp loc for "Take It Off."
And THIS (http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=02V04JW8K9VXJ2BYBOL3I0MVYW) is the temp location for "Rattlesnake Smile".
ENJOY ALL!
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im sure ill get there. maybe.
when Sex stops playing from overuse.
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*snerk*
I can "get there" ALL THE TIME watching those vids too! *blushes* Is it bad form to admit to frequent re-watching of own vids?
(Couldn't give half a hump what someone might say about me and my "proclivities". It's allllll about the Jayne.)
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so, you wouldnt..happen to have any of the sex scene clips by themselves from the movies you clipped for Sex, would you?
and if you did, you wouldnt..want to send them my way, would you?
*shuffles*
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Hee hee!
Now, to see about creating a .zip file (it'll be my first)
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My love for you knows no bounds.
Really. I am totally in love with you. Would you like me to leave my husband for you?
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...
*ponders again*
LOL. Nahhhh. I can't imagine myself being "The Other Man"...er, Woman. Whatever.
I emailed the Trade Off clips yesterday; will mail the Starquest II ones in a minute.
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i got no clips yesterday..or today...*frightened look* my smut! is running amuck around the internets! NO!
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and are you sending them directly to my email, or uploading links and i just havent seen them?
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Here is the link for the SQII clips. Warning: Adam thinks this is the WORST movie he ever made, so view the clips with an eye only to how goooooood he looks
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RU0HMJ5O
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SPKVPGC1
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You? are my HERO.
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*Feeling warm and fuzzy*
So, how's my Hamilton smut coming? (*snerk* "coming"...hee hee!)
Once I get the programs and sh*t re-installed on my puter, I will be making another vid. Don't hold your breath or anything, cause when I vid Adam, it tends to take a while (hard to operate puter with only your left hand when you're right-handed *blushes*).
And I STILL need to figure out this "making a torrent" thing. ANY info you or your flist can give would be mightly appreciated. AND it would mean you could get your hands on the 2 Nekkid Adam movies, in their entirety.
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