Firefly Drabble: Cotton Candy
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alianoraTitle: Cotton Candy
Author: alianora
Jayne goes to the fair..*cough*
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They had stopped on some backwater somewheres where there was a fair going on. Everybody had the night off to play, including the whores.
He was a might sulky bout that. He hadnt had any trim for nearly two months and was getting a bit uncomfortable being around the womenfolk on the crew.
You dont sleep with your crew. Ever. Might cause trouble someday when you need a trustworthy body at your back with a gun.
'Sides, it wasnt like there were alot of options.
Zoe was way beyond taken, not that Wash was a threat or nothing, but Zoe WAS, and he werent about to get himself booted out the airlock for even as nice a piece as she was.
Kaylee was his little sister. And she had her own opinions about how to treat a woman. He didnt fancy having to hang around and listen to her prattle after rutting. Regardless of how cute the prattle could be.
Inara was untouchable. He couldnt come anywhere near her prices. 'Sides, he might muss her pretty stuff, or break something in that little shuttle.
That left the crazy girl, which werent saying much.
Or, at least, it werent before he ended up prying her off the top of the Jacob's Ladder after the doc and Kaylee went to ride the ferris wheel. Ended up with a sticky armful of girl and cotton candy smeared down across his neck.
She giggled and wrapped sugary fingers round his collar, pulling her face a little closer to his. He werent paying too much attention to what she was saying, as he was looking hopefully around for the preacher, who was supposed to be watching her tonight.
He very nearly walked into one of them game booths when a kitten soft tongue traced over the sugar on his neck.
Little girl voice breathed into his ear. "Sweeter than the others. Just hide it better."
END
Next: Ring Toss
Author: alianora
Jayne goes to the fair..*cough*
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literarylemmingThey had stopped on some backwater somewheres where there was a fair going on. Everybody had the night off to play, including the whores.
He was a might sulky bout that. He hadnt had any trim for nearly two months and was getting a bit uncomfortable being around the womenfolk on the crew.
You dont sleep with your crew. Ever. Might cause trouble someday when you need a trustworthy body at your back with a gun.
'Sides, it wasnt like there were alot of options.
Zoe was way beyond taken, not that Wash was a threat or nothing, but Zoe WAS, and he werent about to get himself booted out the airlock for even as nice a piece as she was.
Kaylee was his little sister. And she had her own opinions about how to treat a woman. He didnt fancy having to hang around and listen to her prattle after rutting. Regardless of how cute the prattle could be.
Inara was untouchable. He couldnt come anywhere near her prices. 'Sides, he might muss her pretty stuff, or break something in that little shuttle.
That left the crazy girl, which werent saying much.
Or, at least, it werent before he ended up prying her off the top of the Jacob's Ladder after the doc and Kaylee went to ride the ferris wheel. Ended up with a sticky armful of girl and cotton candy smeared down across his neck.
She giggled and wrapped sugary fingers round his collar, pulling her face a little closer to his. He werent paying too much attention to what she was saying, as he was looking hopefully around for the preacher, who was supposed to be watching her tonight.
He very nearly walked into one of them game booths when a kitten soft tongue traced over the sugar on his neck.
Little girl voice breathed into his ear. "Sweeter than the others. Just hide it better."
END
Next: Ring Toss
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Date: 2005-10-04 04:50 am (UTC)*flails wordlessly*
NO. GIMMMMMMEEEEEEE. NOW.
*writes you fucking PORN for this*
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Date: 2005-10-04 05:04 am (UTC)He was quite comfortable, here in the "boss's" chair.
Ordinarily, he wouldnt have been comfortable removing his tie and jacket, but under the circumstances, he decided the Senior Partners would understand. And probably approve.
Although to get their full approval, he would probably need to behead the vampire who was currently very occupied under the desk.
Hamilton smirked and kept his hand on the back of Angel's neck.
All the vampire needed was a guiding hand.
And a bigger couch.
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will write you acutal porn later, but i gotta go to bed here in a second..
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Date: 2005-10-04 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-04 05:10 am (UTC)You might like this one too, done to Take It Off, (http://brent.wirehedmag.com/jaup/bugchicklv/TIO.wmv) by The Donnas. It is a 3-way JayneCobb/JohnCrichton/DanielJackson vid. aka a silly little piece of fluff in which I can get an instant fix of all 3 of my favorite pretty!sexy!hawt!boys (Adam, Ben and Michael). Too bad we don't have Adam as Colonel Dixon back in this season of SG-1...'cause if we did, (first, I'd die from sheer bliss and also) there'd be AMPLE opportunities for lots of real hawt guy 3-wa--
Nevermind.
*blushes*
I think my kinks are showing...
(let me know if these vids don't DL and I will UL them to Usendit or something)
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Date: 2005-10-04 09:55 am (UTC)and honey, my kinks show EVERYDAY. :)
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Date: 2005-10-04 11:39 am (UTC)Do you want my Mal vid too? It is kinda angsty and is set to Christian Kane's (LINDSEY!!!) "Rattlesnake Smile".
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Date: 2005-10-04 11:41 am (UTC)to everything!
*goes off to impatiently waut for email*
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Date: 2005-10-04 12:04 pm (UTC)But just in case anyone else wants to see them HERE (http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1N4MFKK4V7BIQ2EF19ROPEGRN2) is the temporary location at YouSendIt for the "Sex" vid.
THIS (http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0XTH4BO3MJZ8K0MQE5Y9ZWHUFP) is the temp loc for "Take It Off."
And THIS (http://s35.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=02V04JW8K9VXJ2BYBOL3I0MVYW) is the temp location for "Rattlesnake Smile".
ENJOY ALL!
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Date: 2005-10-05 03:24 pm (UTC)im sure ill get there. maybe.
when Sex stops playing from overuse.
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Date: 2005-10-05 04:17 pm (UTC)*snerk*
I can "get there" ALL THE TIME watching those vids too! *blushes* Is it bad form to admit to frequent re-watching of own vids?
(Couldn't give half a hump what someone might say about me and my "proclivities". It's allllll about the Jayne.)
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Date: 2005-10-08 06:54 pm (UTC)so, you wouldnt..happen to have any of the sex scene clips by themselves from the movies you clipped for Sex, would you?
and if you did, you wouldnt..want to send them my way, would you?
*shuffles*
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Date: 2005-10-09 11:25 am (UTC)Hee hee!
Now, to see about creating a .zip file (it'll be my first)
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Date: 2005-10-09 04:49 pm (UTC)My love for you knows no bounds.
Really. I am totally in love with you. Would you like me to leave my husband for you?
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Date: 2005-10-09 10:45 pm (UTC)...
*ponders again*
LOL. Nahhhh. I can't imagine myself being "The Other Man"...er, Woman. Whatever.
I emailed the Trade Off clips yesterday; will mail the Starquest II ones in a minute.
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Date: 2005-10-09 11:05 pm (UTC)i got no clips yesterday..or today...*frightened look* my smut! is running amuck around the internets! NO!
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Date: 2005-10-09 11:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-09 11:40 pm (UTC)and are you sending them directly to my email, or uploading links and i just havent seen them?
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Date: 2005-10-10 12:03 am (UTC)Here is the link for the SQII clips. Warning: Adam thinks this is the WORST movie he ever made, so view the clips with an eye only to how goooooood he looks
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RU0HMJ5O
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Date: 2005-10-10 01:08 am (UTC)http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SPKVPGC1
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Date: 2005-10-10 01:46 am (UTC)You? are my HERO.
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Date: 2005-10-10 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-10 05:51 am (UTC)*Feeling warm and fuzzy*
So, how's my Hamilton smut coming? (*snerk* "coming"...hee hee!)
Once I get the programs and sh*t re-installed on my puter, I will be making another vid. Don't hold your breath or anything, cause when I vid Adam, it tends to take a while (hard to operate puter with only your left hand when you're right-handed *blushes*).
And I STILL need to figure out this "making a torrent" thing. ANY info you or your flist can give would be mightly appreciated. AND it would mean you could get your hands on the 2 Nekkid Adam movies, in their entirety.
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Date: 2005-10-10 06:00 am (UTC)im rewatching my angel s5, and then you shall get your Hamilton smut! promise!
torrent wise: go here (http://www.bitlord.com/), download the free bitlord program and install it. then go to "create."
ive never done it, but it looks pretty easy..
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Date: 2005-10-10 06:46 am (UTC)(and *BOUNCING* over the soon-to-be Hamilton smut. GAWD, for that YOU'll be MY Hero. Even more so if you manage to have him do Lindsey, Spike, Harmony, and Angel. Consider yourself a GODDESS if you have him do Illyria and/or Wes as well. Can you tell I love Joss's Casts? They're all so damned pretty!)
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Date: 2005-10-10 07:01 am (UTC)well...ok...you asked for it. *evil grin*
First, Hamilton sexed up Harmony. She was easy. And blonde. And very perky. Vampire stamina was an added bonus.
When he got bored, he went looking for Lindsey. Figured it he was sleeping with Eve, he wouldn't be too picky. Eve was too skinny, and couldnt pull off the sex on toast act that was as easy as breathing to Hamilton. Or would be, if he actually needed to breathe anymore.
Sadly, Lindsey did need to breathe, often, which meant Lindsey kept having to stop sucking Hamilton off.
Lindsey was pretty, especially with those tattoos, but Hamilton liked someone with a bit more undead in them.
Or wanted the undead in them.
Whichever.
Which left Spike and Angel.
Spike was willing. Just shrugged and asked for a new playstation, before unzipping his pants and licking his lips.
Oh yes, Spike was very very worth it.
But, there was the fun and the prestiage involved in doing the boss...But Angel wasnt as willing as the others.
Which meant that Hamilton had to wait.
And he really hated waiting.
Of course, while he was waiting, he had Spike bent over Angel's desk twice, as well as pulling Harmony in on the fun, and letting the two of them take over the boardroom to play a few times.
They were both very enthusiastic. Spike, in particular, was quite talented with his tongue.
Hamilton rewarded him with a hand job up against the door of Angel's office.
Naturally, Angel would be able to smell the sex later, which made it much more entertaining.
Turns out, Angel gets off on being dominated. And Hamilton was quite the professional at being dominating.
He wondered how long it had been since anyone had been able to tower over Angel like he was able to.
The height difference was a good thing.
That conference table is cold.
END
*cracks up* this isnt the real one, i promise, but, i HAD to, after you handed me that list of people!
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