Firefly Drabble: Cotton Candy
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alianoraTitle: Cotton Candy
Author: alianora
Jayne goes to the fair..*cough*
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They had stopped on some backwater somewheres where there was a fair going on. Everybody had the night off to play, including the whores.
He was a might sulky bout that. He hadnt had any trim for nearly two months and was getting a bit uncomfortable being around the womenfolk on the crew.
You dont sleep with your crew. Ever. Might cause trouble someday when you need a trustworthy body at your back with a gun.
'Sides, it wasnt like there were alot of options.
Zoe was way beyond taken, not that Wash was a threat or nothing, but Zoe WAS, and he werent about to get himself booted out the airlock for even as nice a piece as she was.
Kaylee was his little sister. And she had her own opinions about how to treat a woman. He didnt fancy having to hang around and listen to her prattle after rutting. Regardless of how cute the prattle could be.
Inara was untouchable. He couldnt come anywhere near her prices. 'Sides, he might muss her pretty stuff, or break something in that little shuttle.
That left the crazy girl, which werent saying much.
Or, at least, it werent before he ended up prying her off the top of the Jacob's Ladder after the doc and Kaylee went to ride the ferris wheel. Ended up with a sticky armful of girl and cotton candy smeared down across his neck.
She giggled and wrapped sugary fingers round his collar, pulling her face a little closer to his. He werent paying too much attention to what she was saying, as he was looking hopefully around for the preacher, who was supposed to be watching her tonight.
He very nearly walked into one of them game booths when a kitten soft tongue traced over the sugar on his neck.
Little girl voice breathed into his ear. "Sweeter than the others. Just hide it better."
END
Next: Ring Toss
Author: alianora
Jayne goes to the fair..*cough*
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literarylemmingThey had stopped on some backwater somewheres where there was a fair going on. Everybody had the night off to play, including the whores.
He was a might sulky bout that. He hadnt had any trim for nearly two months and was getting a bit uncomfortable being around the womenfolk on the crew.
You dont sleep with your crew. Ever. Might cause trouble someday when you need a trustworthy body at your back with a gun.
'Sides, it wasnt like there were alot of options.
Zoe was way beyond taken, not that Wash was a threat or nothing, but Zoe WAS, and he werent about to get himself booted out the airlock for even as nice a piece as she was.
Kaylee was his little sister. And she had her own opinions about how to treat a woman. He didnt fancy having to hang around and listen to her prattle after rutting. Regardless of how cute the prattle could be.
Inara was untouchable. He couldnt come anywhere near her prices. 'Sides, he might muss her pretty stuff, or break something in that little shuttle.
That left the crazy girl, which werent saying much.
Or, at least, it werent before he ended up prying her off the top of the Jacob's Ladder after the doc and Kaylee went to ride the ferris wheel. Ended up with a sticky armful of girl and cotton candy smeared down across his neck.
She giggled and wrapped sugary fingers round his collar, pulling her face a little closer to his. He werent paying too much attention to what she was saying, as he was looking hopefully around for the preacher, who was supposed to be watching her tonight.
He very nearly walked into one of them game booths when a kitten soft tongue traced over the sugar on his neck.
Little girl voice breathed into his ear. "Sweeter than the others. Just hide it better."
END
Next: Ring Toss
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Date: 2005-10-09 04:49 pm (UTC)My love for you knows no bounds.
Really. I am totally in love with you. Would you like me to leave my husband for you?
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Date: 2005-10-09 10:45 pm (UTC)...
*ponders again*
LOL. Nahhhh. I can't imagine myself being "The Other Man"...er, Woman. Whatever.
I emailed the Trade Off clips yesterday; will mail the Starquest II ones in a minute.
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Date: 2005-10-09 11:05 pm (UTC)i got no clips yesterday..or today...*frightened look* my smut! is running amuck around the internets! NO!
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Date: 2005-10-09 11:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-09 11:40 pm (UTC)and are you sending them directly to my email, or uploading links and i just havent seen them?
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Date: 2005-10-10 12:03 am (UTC)Here is the link for the SQII clips. Warning: Adam thinks this is the WORST movie he ever made, so view the clips with an eye only to how goooooood he looks
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RU0HMJ5O
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Date: 2005-10-10 01:08 am (UTC)http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SPKVPGC1
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Date: 2005-10-10 01:46 am (UTC)You? are my HERO.
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Date: 2005-10-10 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-10 05:51 am (UTC)*Feeling warm and fuzzy*
So, how's my Hamilton smut coming? (*snerk* "coming"...hee hee!)
Once I get the programs and sh*t re-installed on my puter, I will be making another vid. Don't hold your breath or anything, cause when I vid Adam, it tends to take a while (hard to operate puter with only your left hand when you're right-handed *blushes*).
And I STILL need to figure out this "making a torrent" thing. ANY info you or your flist can give would be mightly appreciated. AND it would mean you could get your hands on the 2 Nekkid Adam movies, in their entirety.
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Date: 2005-10-10 06:00 am (UTC)im rewatching my angel s5, and then you shall get your Hamilton smut! promise!
torrent wise: go here (http://www.bitlord.com/), download the free bitlord program and install it. then go to "create."
ive never done it, but it looks pretty easy..
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Date: 2005-10-10 06:46 am (UTC)(and *BOUNCING* over the soon-to-be Hamilton smut. GAWD, for that YOU'll be MY Hero. Even more so if you manage to have him do Lindsey, Spike, Harmony, and Angel. Consider yourself a GODDESS if you have him do Illyria and/or Wes as well. Can you tell I love Joss's Casts? They're all so damned pretty!)
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Date: 2005-10-10 07:01 am (UTC)well...ok...you asked for it. *evil grin*
First, Hamilton sexed up Harmony. She was easy. And blonde. And very perky. Vampire stamina was an added bonus.
When he got bored, he went looking for Lindsey. Figured it he was sleeping with Eve, he wouldn't be too picky. Eve was too skinny, and couldnt pull off the sex on toast act that was as easy as breathing to Hamilton. Or would be, if he actually needed to breathe anymore.
Sadly, Lindsey did need to breathe, often, which meant Lindsey kept having to stop sucking Hamilton off.
Lindsey was pretty, especially with those tattoos, but Hamilton liked someone with a bit more undead in them.
Or wanted the undead in them.
Whichever.
Which left Spike and Angel.
Spike was willing. Just shrugged and asked for a new playstation, before unzipping his pants and licking his lips.
Oh yes, Spike was very very worth it.
But, there was the fun and the prestiage involved in doing the boss...But Angel wasnt as willing as the others.
Which meant that Hamilton had to wait.
And he really hated waiting.
Of course, while he was waiting, he had Spike bent over Angel's desk twice, as well as pulling Harmony in on the fun, and letting the two of them take over the boardroom to play a few times.
They were both very enthusiastic. Spike, in particular, was quite talented with his tongue.
Hamilton rewarded him with a hand job up against the door of Angel's office.
Naturally, Angel would be able to smell the sex later, which made it much more entertaining.
Turns out, Angel gets off on being dominated. And Hamilton was quite the professional at being dominating.
He wondered how long it had been since anyone had been able to tower over Angel like he was able to.
The height difference was a good thing.
That conference table is cold.
END
*cracks up* this isnt the real one, i promise, but, i HAD to, after you handed me that list of people!
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Date: 2005-10-10 10:42 am (UTC)(re-reads)
Ummm...would you marry me? No, really. I'll have babies for you and we can call them Rainn and Rane and Raene and Rhaine and Rayne and Ran (with a slash mark over the 'a' to denote the long vowel...the smart kid would have to get that one).
You can write smut and I'll cook.
And just think--not only do you get one HELL of a "LovesToBeInTheKitchen and MakesTheBESTCookies&FudgeEver"-Cook, I come complete with: a RL model-beautiful, 3-year old son; a virtual wife, since
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Date: 2005-10-10 10:43 am (UTC)For Best Results: Allow 4-8 weeks for complete adaptation, integration and acceptance by and of Model, but do not be surprised by immediate response; engage model in repeated and frequent person-to-person verbal interaction, as it is fond of debating and tends to play "Devil's Advocate" no matter the subject nor whom they are PissingOffRoyally. DO NOT QUESTION MODEL'S ABILITY TO KNOW A GOOD BIT OF 'SOMETHING' ABOUT DAMNED CLOSE TO 'EVERYTHING', nor its propensity toward proving it because the effort is futile and liable to result in embarrassed apologies. By owner. PDA with model is not suggested and can be considered squickifying, disgusting, lewd and/or plain old gross; be sure to set up relationship parameters as model also tends to interpret certain terms and/or activities ("WhatDoYouMeanBy'Intercourse'?" and "WhatDoYouMeanBy'It'?", for example) VERY LOOSELY, and has an undeletable/unreprogrammable tendency to engage in lascivous dance maneuvers, as well as an inexplicable habit of sloppy tongue kissing with random-but-willing people of any gender, race, or age-over-21 when it is drunk. Last known threshhold was 8 (eight) "Adios Mother F8ckers" before model tried to take off all clothing, in the go-go cage, above the dancefloor, to 80's music--but this is not absolute as drinks vary by bar, bartender, brand, and model hadn't eaten that day.
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Smooches
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Date: 2005-10-10 01:58 pm (UTC)*rereads*
so. it would be like living with myself? only twice as much insanity? *blink*
Let me think on it.
As long as you are bringing your Adam Baldwin porn collection, i see no bad here...
and um..
and potentially ANOTHER wife with [info]aliaspiral offering to leave her hubby for me after she saw "teh vid".
you DO know that i AM
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Date: 2005-10-10 07:23 pm (UTC)(face/palm)
SOOOOOO Stupid and sooooo embarrased and I have no idea who I thought I was responding too and just bite me cause it was a long night of worrying and stress and...
*sigh*
I'm sorry. Does that get me off the hook?
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Date: 2005-10-10 07:25 pm (UTC)No. But more Casino Job might...*cough*
also, your icon never fails to make me squee just a little.
Here, you can look at my icon of David B naked, and make youself feel better.
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Date: 2005-10-10 07:30 pm (UTC)*drool*sigh*
Do feel better, thanks.
*panics over unknown location of fanfic folder*
Shit. Better go look for that. Pray that the Narl didn't get ahold of it cause last week he was fond of the scissors and fat black permanent marker.
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Date: 2005-10-10 07:41 pm (UTC)GAH. FIND THE FIC. FIND IT. *panics*
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Date: 2005-10-11 12:04 pm (UTC)Asshole ACTUALLY cleaned a bit just a couple of days ago. For a few, happy moments, I imagined that it was, indeed, possible to download patches and cracks and updates and anything that would make MEN more user friendly and perfom better (at least up to testing standards)
And then, REALITY (aka Real Life shit) goes all "Oh, uh-uh, girl. *snap* We can't have you thinking that sh*ts finally going your way. 'Cause 'about the time it does, its done!
...And then she goes and slaps me a whole lot harder than I care to ever feel again).
*shock(*
Because, unfortunately, Asshole seems to think the threw out a whole BUNCH of papers, and definitely remembers scrapping anything Narl had cut at, as well as some of the folders with thought all those scribbled on pieces of notebook paper
*sobbing*
With any luck, I can rebuild and re-write the remaining, successive chapters to AT LEAST the level I had left them. It would be a right fine bonus if the rewrites could turn out BETTER, especially considering how dissatisfied I was with the next 3 chapters.
Let's not mention this anywhere else, 'K? I don't want to piss off/embarrass/anger/frustrate/disappoint anyone else today. Only peeps accidentally stumbling upon our Cracked!Comment thread (and those that seem to luuuuurrrrrvvvve US...(*er, YOU* anyway) and show it by absorbing and/or reposting it all, will be privvy to the skinny.
PLEASE, call upon your diety of choice in hopes that I will be successful in the re-doing. Every little prayer, chant, hymn, and Ch/V helps. My Muse is PISSED, ROYally and has reverted to her Nordic Ways demanding a bloody, ginormous, spractically still-living donation that will let people stick it with little sharp sticks. Sacrifial offering of *better'n sex right now-chocolate* and a promise to provide just ONE! and ONLY ONE!!! "Big-"O", per day, per person.
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Date: 2005-10-11 06:50 pm (UTC)or..something?
that is SO VERY CRAPPY. im sorry, but if you werent happy with the way it was going anyway, it almost has to come out better the second time..right?
CUrrently, my diety of choice is Joss. and i think, as long as it is Firefly/Serenity related, he will reign down goodness and light and, you knoe, angst. cause it is Joss, after all.
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Date: 2005-10-11 07:28 pm (UTC)Read lemming's recent fic.
*doubts ability and/or willingness to go on...
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Date: 2005-10-11 07:35 pm (UTC)so, believe me, i know well the pain of comparing yourself to her fabulousness.
but you know what? the lemming has been writing for a REALLY LONG TIME, which is why she is fabulous.
and besides, i adore the Casino Job, and demand you write more! because i think it is awesome in various forms.
and if you need a beta, i do it. im EVIL, but i beta. hard.