Secondary Displacement

I started gibbering when i saw the amazing hotness of Aiba in topazera's sparklehole post of his solo of Pikanchi. SERIOUSLY. GIBBERING.

THERE MUST BE ICONS! I MUST MAKE ICONS! HAVE SOME ICONS.




Comment and credit, etc. If you have any further suggestions for text for that last one, please give. Im still not completely satisfied with it.

I can't even..begin to tell you the insanity that is Yatterman. I can't explain it. I definitely cannot explain this SCENE, except that it exists, and even though I've watched it multiple times (this scene, not the whole movie), i am still boggled.

To start with, I watched Yatterman for one main reason:

Do you blame me? Look at his LIPS.

I knew going in that it was A) a kid's movie, and B) based on a earlier Japanese anime. The key part here is KID'S MOVIE. Everybody got that?

Ok, onward!

( really, do not blame me for any brain breakage )

Im having one of those moments where I stare at my icons and think to myself, "i should delete everything." and seeing as I have 140 icons at last count, I AM NOT ABOUT TO DO THAT, but if you want to take a look at my icons and tell me which you like, hate, or think i should replace or never ever let go of, or whatever, my overtired brain would really appreciate it.

because right now, Im really tempted to delete everything and replace them all with countless Arashi icons. And while Japanese boy bands are a shiny, gay filled, rainbow symbol full of love, I need other things too. For some reason. Im not sure what, but im sure there is one.


My obsession with Japan, let me show you it.


the first episode of Long Vacation:
( something about super bouncy balls, i dont know )


the first ep of Strawberry on the Shortcake:
( ABBA is playing. i shit you not. )


Ive told myself I cant download any new dramas until Ive watched at least ONE WHOLE SERIES of something already downloaded. Maou, obviously, doesnt count. And neither does the last ep of Yoiko no Mikata, because I have the rest and that one just got released. And neither do the episodes of Arashi shows I download, because THOSE ARENT DRAMAS.


Also, in news that doesnt speak Japanese, I watched Dr. Horrible's Sing A Long Blog:
( wow, look at my wrist, I have to go. )


We also watched a *cough*illegallydownloaded*cough* copy of WallE last night:
( Get ready to have kids! )


Otherwise. Um..we're taking kiddo to his first playgroup tomorrow. Wish me babysitters.

In new reports, IM NOT DEAD! i AM, however, just barely back online after cross country flights and living in hotels for FOREVER, which sucked but is now complete. YAY!

We have landed firmly in Emerald Isle, NC, which is completely awesome and fabulous and HI WE LIVE A BLOCK FROM THE BEACH!

We're about an hour and a half from Wilmington, i think, if that helps you picture anything better..or if you need help stalking, although I HAVE A KAYAK AND I WILL USE IT AS A WEAPON IF NEEDED, so stalk wisely.

Voldemort seems happy, even going so far as to SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE NIGHT FOR ONE WHOLE NIGHT. which he then taught us how bad of an idea it is to brag about things like this, as he woke up 3 times the next night. dammit.

anyway! brandus is employed, although we're waiting for the actual contract to be signed and stuff, im proofreading (20,000 words of BDSM gay porn. YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE ME.), and Voldemort is enjoying destroying anything he can get his little hands on. We're having a fabulous time!



Ive spent my time offline in no actual productive way - i could have written fic, or made vids, or even reorganized my mp3 player - instead, i watched DRAMAS!

I got all the way to ep 9 in Fated to Love You before I got panicked about the introduction of angst and ran away...i like my romantic comedies to have some angst, sure, but this is a lot less like "Hey, you got chocolate in my peanut butter!" and much more like "I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL," which is much less fun, let me tell you.

Instead, im watching Smiling Pasta, which is much more fun with much less angst, and its all angst you know will be overcome, so its all ok!

Ive also watched two eps of Regatta, which I fell into after watching the entire Arashi rowing saga from Mago Mago Arashi (MastuJun has a hissy! Aiba stops smiling! Nino fells left out! Sho fails at sports! Ohno feels like he is failing as Leader! IT IS COMPLETE AWESOME.). Regatta is fun, i think, although when dude decides to come back to rowing and tells the female team manager to stop trying to row herself, he tells her she shouldnt row because "its not a cute sport for a girl," and for a second i was honestly staggered by hopeful mental images of her telling him where to stick it. instead, she smiles and gets out of the boat. seriously, sometimes, its HARD being an American watching Asian stuff, because its so easy to get ANGRY about things like that.

Ive downloaded a disturbing amount of things, and ive found myself drifting away from jdrama and clicking more on twdramas. interesting.

Also, has anyone had any success with Bambino? i cant get through the first ep, because Ban is a little too smirky and seems like he KNOWS he's cute and adorable. plus, he's about to screw up dinner, and Im not sure I can handle it.

Also, Arashi fans, please stop me from writing dorky fic. Sho absolutely does not need to go on The Bachelor for any reason. I dont care HOW funny it would be to watch him fail with women. He fails with women on a daily basis. HE DOESNT NEED MY HELP.