Secondary Displacement

princess_dexter asked, forever ago, about my Top Five Drama Heroes. Which I fully plan to do. At some point. But for now? My Top Five Drama Heroines.

Also, Im betting there are some surprises on here for most people. Like, I really really love Mei-chan, but Mei isn't on my list. For various reasons. I got a little wordy describing why I love these ladies, so..sorry? Also, to no one's surprise, I really really like ladies with strength and smarts.





1. Makino - Hana Yori Dango
Girl is BAD.ASS. She's got crazy guts. She punches Domyouji in the face and remains entirely highly wildly skeptical of continued professed love for her. Actually, she thinks he's insane. She stands up to Darth Mama, who is scary enough to make anybody pee their pants - but she isn't stupid. She walks out of there going OH CRAP WHAT DID I JUST DO? She doesn't back down, she doesn't give up, she loves her family, and will do anything to keep them safe and fed. And all this while being courted in weird ways by a man who should probably be considered a psychopath.



2. Momo - ToGetHer/Superstar Express
Momo, for all that she is a shut in and hates being in the public eye, is no shrinking violet. She's fierce in her own way, standing up for what she thinks, and does NOT let Mars walk all over her. Add to that, she has a very big heart, and is always willing to help the people she is close to. She's independent in a quiet way, and, while she doesn't give any bullies well deserved beat downs, she doesn't let them break her, either.



3. Ji-Eun - Full House
jdKLASJAKJDSAKLS THIS STUPID SHOW. And yet, I love this girl, as much as I want to punch myself in the face for saying it. Yes, she's immature and her squabbles with Young-Jae are nothing short of pulling each other's pigtails and kicking each other in the shins, but she is hilarious, tough, and frequently wears completely inappropriate heels. SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF THE GROUND TO HEADBUTT YOUNG-JAE IN THE FACE. She drops Young-Jae's grandmother while trying to help her, and the cherry on the top is the fact that she is a FANFIC WRITER.



4. Mako/Sailor Jupiter - Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon
I know Usagi is the headliner here, and I love her very much, too. But there is something about Mako that I find so completely compelling. She's cheerful, tomboyish, and takes care of herself. She's a 14 year old who lives on her own, cooks for fun, and is so thrilled to have close friends, even though she is hesitant to get close to anyone. Plus, I find her really really hot. She has this little freckle right above her lip, and my occasional gay breaks through, and I SERIOUSLY want to make out with her and kiss that freckle.



5. Yuki - Summer Snow
Summer Snow is a more realistic, quieter show than I usually go for. There is nothing even resembling crack about it. And yet, one of my favorite ladies. She's another quiet one, having struggled with a severe heart condition for her entire life. It very much restricts the activities she is able to do, and yet, she decides to do something crazy and takes a class in scuba diving. She wants a job, love..life. She loves her father, volunteers with sick children at the hospital, and is willing to risk her health in order to actually live. Also, the quality is kinda crappy on these caps, plus, they are tiny, so you get two

I am LOVING the Korean version of Hana Yori Dango, which I wasnt expecting! But then the drama part of my flist kept talking about it, and posting caps, and squeeing, and really, if you promise me that the female protagonist kicks the male lead IN THE FACE during the first two episodes, YOU TOTALLY HAVE MY COMPLETE ATTENTION.

It has a very different feel then the jdrama - or maybe Im projecting, because I know the story. Hmm.

Anyway, in the jdrama, Domyouji comes across as PURE UNADULTERATED EVIL. He beats people up while screaming with rage! He knocks down one of the bitches! He is REALLY trying to get Makino to just GO THE FUCK AWAY. F4 seems more afraid of him..or at least unwilling to make him angry. His woobification takes a while. I didn't fall for Dorkface until ep 4, when he's in the rain and he's waiting and then I began to flail and HAVENT STOPPED YET.

In the kdrama, Jun Pyo is just..a bully. He's a BIGGER bully then the others, but he's just a bully. And just because he's bored. I havent seen him hit anyone yet, and Ive seen Jandi smear him with ice cream and kick him in the face! Instead of giving her a makeover to make her GO THE FUCK AWAY, he gives her a makeover to tell her she can be his SECRET GIRLFRIEND and he'll totally say hi to her in private. Because he can tell she's in love with him. LMAO FOREVER. His friends? LAUGH when they see a girl half his size school him WITH HER FISTS. When he declares she must be in love with him, they crack up! They think it's hilarious to see him get taken down several pegs. I already love him! He's a total dork! He has no social skills! He has NO IDEA why on earth Jandi wouldnt like him!

I already love this show, and Ive only seen two episodes!

It doesnt hurt that Jandi (Makino) is AWESOME. Girl is hardcore, and I love her for it. She doesnt even want to BE at this stupid school! *glee*

I need icons.




Soon, I will write up a post about why my head hurts SO FUCKING MUCH from beating it against a table while watching Why Why Love (HINT: THE END HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE BEGINNING. OUT OF NOWHERE), but why Mike He and his hair continue to charm me, and why Kingone REALLY needs a drama where he gets the girl already!

Also, soon, I will write up that epic post about Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, and why i have no shame at all in admitting i love its silly, goofy, world-ending wonderfulness! *spins in glee* (Hint: Sailor Jupiter is hot. Mamoru is hot. Turtle guy is too cute for words. Serenity blows shit up!)

OMG Y'ALL THIS LEFT ME WANTING TO RUN AROUND SHRIEKING WITH JOY!

I love you, Dorkface!

underneath the cut, all there is is spoilery SQUEEE.

( Smile of Venus )

PS. WRITE ME ISLAND PORN

Ive been wanting to do this for a while, because really, Dorkface is FANTASTICALLY evil. So much so that for the first two episodes, I ABSOLUTELY HATED HIM and thought he was ugly. A..and then? Um. Well, and then, he kinda became totally completely adorable. AND THEN REALLY HOT. But, still evil.

So, here, I bring to you PICSPAMTASTIC PROOF that Domyouji Tsukasa, referred to here with complete and honest and GENUINE LOVE AND AFFECTION as "Dorkface," somehow manages to be both evil and completely woobiefied. I DONT KNOW HOW HE DOES IT.

Spoilers for s1 like WHOA. And there is a disturbing number of caps under here, because i have no self control when it comes to Dorkface, he makes me keysmash endlessly, so click the link and then GO MAKE A SNACK.


( Don't be so full of it! )

I need fic. I NEEEEEED FIC. I NEED JDRAMA FIC AND YOU NEED TO WRITE IT FOR ME.


What?! YOU ARENT WATCHING JDRAMA? WHY NOT? Watch it! Here's a quick run down of the ideas behind my favorites so far!


Hana Yori Dango: Poor girl meets spoiled rich boy and punches him in the face. He reacts like a 2nd grader who just got kissed by the girl he likes and so he pulls her hair and MOCKS HER PUBLICLY.
Includes: Kidnapping in order to give makeovers! Petty crime! Evil mothers! Crushes! RAAAAAAIN and elevators and the best.line.ever, which might just be:
"This is scary! You're gross, and I don't want to die!"
AWESOMENESS PERSONIFIED and PURE UNADULTERATED CRACK.

( Fic I NEED which includes spoilers, somehow, probably. )


Hana Kimi: Girl dresses as a boy to find her idol. Who attends an all boy high school which only takes hot boys. NO REALLY. The subtitle is "Hottie Paradise."
Includes: boys in dresses! boys in towels! BOYS IN NOTHING! Lie detectors! Dog translators! Track and field! Demon possession! People getting hit in the face! Boys in shiny capes! INAPPROPRIATE GROPING! Canon gay! NAKATSU! Complete and total crack.

( I am FULL OF WRONG NEEDS. )


Gokusen: New, idealist dorky teacher vs classroom of thugs. THEY DONT KNOW HER FAMILY IS THE MOB.
Includes: pep talks! boys getting beat up! pigtails! the coolest boy in school crushing on his extremely dorky teacher!

( ribbed for her pleasure! )


YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO WRITE ME THINGS YES YOU DO.


Also! Give me prompts! Jdrama only at the moment. Fandom/characters/lyrics/phrases/SOMETHING

Things Ive decided about Hana Yori Dango:

1. Domyouji has a thing about taking Makino's stuff. Partially it's because Domyouji has little concept of personal possessions (he once literally took off his shirt in public and gave it to Rui, because Rui said he really liked it) and is kinda a klepto because of it, but mainly it's because he just likes having something that is hers. He wears her scarf, he pockets a toy she's had since she was a baby, and she looked for her favorite thrift store jacket for three weeks before she saw him wearing it when he came to pick her up one day.

2. F4 were all raised by nannies, and the nannies were all friends, so they would dump the boys together. Ironically, their parents pretty much hate each other.

3. Domyouji put together his first puzzle when he was 3. He still remembers the hum of accomplishment of fitting that last piece in and seeing the whole picture.

4. Puzzles with missing pieces freak Domyouji out. Like, alot. Like, ripping apart the room and sending someone out to buy an identical copy of the puzzle so he can get those last two pieces in before he can sleep kind of freak out.

5. As a child, Domyouji Tsukasa was quick to anger, fast with his fists, and a royal pain.

This didn't exactly change as he got older.

His fashion sense has actually gotten better. Which is a whole level of frightening.




Also, literarylemming is trying to blame INNOCENT LITTLE ME for things that I had no part in! I NEVER TOLD HER THAT THERE SHOULD BE A TOMA SONG!

...ok, so I might have encouraged the idea, but she had it ALL ON HER OWN!



So, for those of you who have also had your brains eaten by Japan, The Toma Song!!



Also, I am in no way responsible for the condition of your brain after it has been exposed to Japanese entertainment. I DENY ALL RESPONSIBILITY.


...also, I desperately need more fic. Hana Yori Dango, Hana Kimi (WHICH IS ON SO THE GOOD CRACK), Gokusen, Summer Snow, Arashi...I NEED IT. Fics and vids and fanmixes and icons and banners and wallpapers and picspams and screencaps and pretty and music and dramas and ....*hyperventilates*

Im having a crap day. I need to see pretty.

Hana Yori Dango is currently the prettiest, so I bring you some very of the boy pretty

( holy crap, that's a lot of pics! )

Welcome to "alia explains it all!" today, she is here to introduce you to the show that has sucked her brain right out of her head and is busy gnawing on her innards RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND!

Disclaimer: I have no idea what im talking about! go find someone who knows more about jdrama or Japan or manga or anime or ANYTHING to tell you about this show, as im bound to misspell names, mangle explanations and abuse language in a horrible way. This is an extremely basic intro, with the bare minimum of information, because really, its much more fun to watch and not know who's good and who's evil and who's about to do something insanely stupid or overdramatic.

( cut for your protection! )