Domyouji Tsukasa: EVIL SADISTIC BASTARD or WOOBIE OF THE YEAR?

[alianora]

Ive been wanting to do this for a while, because really, Dorkface is FANTASTICALLY evil. So much so that for the first two episodes, I ABSOLUTELY HATED HIM and thought he was ugly. A..and then? Um. Well, and then, he kinda became totally completely adorable. AND THEN REALLY HOT. But, still evil.

So, here, I bring to you PICSPAMTASTIC PROOF that Domyouji Tsukasa, referred to here with complete and honest and GENUINE LOVE AND AFFECTION as "Dorkface," somehow manages to be both evil and completely woobiefied. I DONT KNOW HOW HE DOES IT.

Spoilers for s1 like WHOA. And there is a disturbing number of caps under here, because i have no self control when it comes to Dorkface, he makes me keysmash endlessly, so click the link and then GO MAKE A SNACK.




We begin our adventure in a really rich school where really rich people go and in which some poor sucker accidentally spilled something on Dorkface's jacket. or something, i dont really remember, but whatever. So, naturally, Dorkface has the entire school torture him and then Dorkface personally kicks his ass. BECAUSE THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE. Also, Dorkface has major violence issues.


*evils*

Well, that's just not enough. So the next day, when the cute little transfer student accidentally dumps her lunch tray all over his shirt, Dorkface just HAS to strip get all..menacing. Especially when a poor girl with more guts then sense attempts to intervene. *fans self* Is it hot in here?






Dorkface: *hot stare of pure unadulterated evil*
Makino: *cowers*

Naturally, he calls out the school to torture Makino, but she doesn't follow the rules and refuses to let him win. He throws a tantrum, has the entire school be COMPLETELY HORRIBLE TO HER, including an almost sexual assault, until finally,


when he's thrown her lunch on the floor and crushed it under his pointy pointy shoe, she tells him off, calls him a spoiled little boy with no fashion sense and PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE WHICH IS OMG SO AWESOME.


His reaction?



*wibble*

I kind of expect him to touch his face and say, "You hit me. Rui, she hit me!" and then cry.


Instead, he has her kidnapped.

In order to give her a makeover.

I DONT MAKE THIS SHIT UP OK?


Dorkface: Fear me. Love me. Do as I say and I will be your slave.
Drop out of school. Let me win. JUST GO AWAY. *bribes*

Needless to say, she doesnt. Because then where would we be? Instead, she stands up for transfer student girl yet again, because Dorkface figured if he picked on her friend, maybe she'd give in, and then there is this whole scene and i have to shove my ENTIRE FIST IN MY MOUTH TO KEEP FROM SHRIEKING because this should not EVER be as hot as it is.


Dorkface: *holds court*
Makino: *hits thrown bottle of soy sauce with bat*
Dorkface's shoe: *is dripped upon*


"Lick.It.Off."

a;lskaldksa;dklsa;

Evil bitches invite her to a party - she shows up in jeans and its fancy dress and bitches are all TEEHEE *dump drink over Makino's head*


So, Rui's hot girl loans her a dress and she comes downstairs and Dorkface goes:*stare* and Rui says "she's cute"


and Dorkface is all NUH UH *jealous*


He takes a swing at Rui, loses his balance, and lands RIGHT ON MAKINO'S LIPS. I AM SO NOT KIDDING OMG.

The following conversation between Dorkface and the rest of F4 as he tries to convince them that THAT WAS TOTALLY NOT HIS FIRST KISS is made of epic win.



Next, he arranges to OOPS be right there on her way to school and is the hugest dork in the world and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH and he offers her a ride to school , which she declines because she thinks he's still TRYING TO KILL HER. At which point he gets out of the car and CHASES HER DOWN THE STREET trying to give her a ride. It is extremely awesome and full of hilarity. He also gets punched in the face by his sister, and i decide this might be the best.show.ever.

Later, he does puzzles and gazes wistfully up at the sky and I DIE A LITTLE INSIDE BECAUSE OF THAT FACE! RIGHT THERE! I WANT TO CUDDLE HIM!




Dorkface sees Makino and Rui sharing a moment.


So he goes and picks a fight in a nightclub. Because Dorkface has violence issues. And i dont mean he went up and said, "your shoes are ugly," and waited for someone to take a swing at him. No, I mean, he walks in and starts randomly punching people.


After he beats up about 5 guys, he screams. Clearly, he has rage issues too.

Rui leaves. Dorkface cries.


I decided "SO GAY FOR RUI" is the only possible keyword for the icon Im using. Also, I totally flail, because HE'S CRYING LOOK AT HIM HE'S BEAUTIFUL.

His sister gives him some weird pep talk about love and being patient, which in Dorkface's world, translates to:


*bitchslaps*

and


*demand Makino's presence somewhere in a snarl*

It is the best "will you go on a date with me?" ever. especially because she's still fairly certain he wants to drink her blood and decorate the school with her flesh. Also, he just kinda throws a time and place out at her, and for all she knows, he's planning a rumble.


When she tries to find out what the hell is going on, he manages to mangle both English AND Japanese IN THE SAME SENTENCE, and then MOCKS HER READING SKILLS.

Now, Im warning you, this next scene is quite possibly the best thing in the whole history of the universe, so brace yourselves because I KINDA HAVE ALOT OF CAPS OF IT.

He gets to meeting place. 15 minutes early. THIS IS IMPORTANT. She goes shopping - justifying that he didnt ask her and she never said she'd be there.


He waits.

And waits.

And waits.

FOR THREE HOURS.

AND NOW ITS RAINING.

It is at this very moment that I began to babble incoherently and began sending incomprehensible emails to literarylemming and rinalin demanding they download Hana Yori Dango RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY SECOND OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

Finally, she comes running up, staring at him in amazement because HE'S STILL THERE.


alksaksldakldfjskl

He sees her and just..grabs her and holds her and it's gorgeous and slow motion and then


she realizes that this crazy guy who has had her kidnapped before is holding her and she's getting wet and HE'S REALLY WEIRD AND CRAZY OK?
what are you thinking, grabbing people like that?


He was worried. Thought she had been in an accident. And if she doesnt have a good excuse for being late, he'll KILL HER.

I send more flaily emails demanding my friends watch this show because THIS IS THE AWESOMEST THING EVER.




Im pretty sure Makino is having the same problems I am, because he flips back and forth between bastard and woobie so fast in this scene, it makes my head spin.
"I thought you were in an accident."
"IF YOU DONT HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE ILL KILL YOU."
"It's so cold." *shivers*
"BUY ME TEA, YOU IDIOT." *stomps off*

Also, she gets pissy and starts yelling back that she never said she would come, and he's all YOU'RE HERE, ARENT YOU? Perhaps it is because you are madly in love with me! and from anyone else, I would be all WHATEVER, but the WAY he says it is all unsure and hopeful and alskasajkldjsakldlal I love you, Dorkface.


dude: do you want to take a survey?
Dorkface: *punch*
alia: *dies*



then, there is the elevator. they get locked in and he tells her that everything ever is ALL HER FAULT. And she's an idiot. Who can't do anything right.

Get used to this. He does it alot. Because he's a bastard.


He has a delicate disposition, so naturally, gets sick. Makino rolls her eyes and takes care of the doofus while he bastard/woobies quietly in the background.


alia: *swoons*


Workguys let them out of the elevator the next morning and mock, and Dorkface tries to steal a kiss (and succeeds in stealing her scarf). Makino runs away. A picture of the almost kiss makes it into the paper and into the school and everyone is all OMG! and YOU HAD SEX, DORKFACE? and Dorkface puffs himself up proudly and proclaims they spent the night together and Makino is trying to kill him with her laser beam eyes.

F4 is impressed that he had sex. Dorkface is all "And we almost kissed!" and F4 is very confused. It is very possible Dorkface has little understanding of sex. Or how to do it.

Makino gets invited to go to a club by the bitches, and you would think she would know better, but she doesnt, she goes, gets drugged and has incriminating photos of her taken in a hotel room with some guy. Naturally, whoever took the pictures decorates the school with them. And everybody is mean and hates her and Dorkface comes slamming in demanding they get their hands off of his Makino...


He sees the pictures, and this cap does not do this look justice. Seriously, he's TEARY EYED, y'all. And he looks betrayed and sad and my heart leaps out of my chest and goes running towards him screaming I LOVE YOU DORKFACE.

And then he leaves her to the classmates. Who bounce her off the floor several times. HE LEAVES HER TO GET BEATEN UP. He will not ever stop being a bastard.

Makino goes to talk to him and yells that she doesnt know why she's apologizing because she didnt do anything wrong and THEY ARENT EVEN DATING ANYWAY and then bitches on the phone to the transfer student about wanting to find out the truth.

About this time, we discover that little miss transfer student, um..isnt. She is, however, BAT SHIT CRAZY. she set up the whole thing. and she leads Dorkface to the hotel and to the room and is all wide eyed and HERE'S WHERE MAKINO WAS NAKED! and Dorkface dies inside. Then she comes onto him and it's like she's completely invisible.

I think Dorkface skipped sex ed because he couldnt figure out why you would do something so yucky with someone who has cooties. LIKE SHE ISNT EVEN THERE.


He goes to deal with his violence issues and attacks four guys who are innocently walking down the street.

Then, Batshit Crazy Girl calls and tells Dorkface he has to get down there or else she'll kill Makino, who she has kidnapped! BSCG has a knife to Makino's throat and when Dorkface comes running in (literally. he ran the whole way. carrying Makino's scarf), she tells him he has to stand still for a beating or else she'll cut Makino's throat.


Dorkface: *is beaten*
Makino: *is yelling at him to fight back*
BSCG: TELL ME IM PRETTY!

Minions: *beat*
Dorkface: *glares*
Minions: *continue beating*
Dorkface: *yawns*
Minions: *gasping for breath* THIS GUY IS NOT NORMAL
alia: *cries laughing*

BSCG gives up and takes her minions with her.


Makino: Why did you DO that, you moron?
Dorkface: Because I love you!
Makino: WHAT?

Back at school, he is still beaten and bitchy and demanding she feed him. Which she refuses to do, thank you very much, and basically calls him a weakling and its possible I snorted water up my nose during this scene.

BSCG comes in and we find out she is some weird girl who Dorkface told was ugly WHEN THEY WERE FIVE and she's had tons of plastic surgery and everyone mocks. Except Makino, who bitches them all out, snarls that she still thinks BSCG is batshit and evil BUT SHE LIKED MAKINO'S MOM'S RICE CAKES.


Dorkface: *hearts*


Dorkface: *glomps* *mangles Japanese phrases*
Crowd: *cheers* Pot belly!
Rui: *returns*


Dorkface: We're totally dating!
Makino: Eh?


I love this phone. It's gold plated.. It plays the Imperial Death March. When he calls Makino, it says, THE ALMIGHTY ME.

She uses this phone to call him to say, hey! Let's go on a double date with my best friend!

ACTUAL RESPONSE:
*ring*
WHAT? Oh. YOU MUST BE JOKING, YOU IDIOT.
*click*

Yep. Still a bastard. Just checking.

They go, and I snicker every time i look at his outfit, and Yuki's boyfriend is a total ass, but Dorkface tells Makino not to worry, he won't hit the jackass.

Dorkface: "I know I told Rui we were dating, but you haven't said how you really feel about me. But, when I said I loved you, it was the truth. I'll wait until your heart can give me an honest reply."
Makino: *wordless*
alia: *flails wildly*

And then the jackass says, let's ditch this pop stand! lets go meet new girls! your date is weird and not very pretty!

*smackdown*

HE HEADBUTTS HIM THREE TIMES IN THE FACE. All the while proclaiming how very pretty Makino is! Naturally, Makino has no idea what they were fighting about and decides it was Dorkface's violent tendencies coming out and he doesnt correct her. Occansionally, Dorkface is bizarrely polite about things, and it's likely he didnt want to tell her her best friend was dating a douche. They argue. She slaps him and storms out.


Dorkface sees Rui hugging Makino. And Makino about to hug back. I need to leap through the screen and cuddle him.

Makino and Rui go out on a date

and Dorkface stalks them. And evils in their direction.


He and Makino get into a screaming fight and Rui is looking on like, "wow, i really dont have a chance in hell, do i?"

Anyway, the date falls apart, F4 meets up, Rui makes some very rude comments about Makino and sex, at which point Dorkface ATTACKS and then it turns into a whole huge fight between all four of them until Rui says he was lying and all Makino talked about was Dorkface.

Hey! Maybe Dorkface DOES know what sex is!


Bloody boypile of happiness

The truth about douche boy comes out and so Makino TEXT MESSAGES Dorkface to apologize for not believing in him.

He calls, demands her presence somewhere..and she finds out her dad just got fired. And they have to move.


Because Dorkface's mother is seven times the evil he is. Also, she isn't nearly as irrational and flaily. Which means she actually accomplishes her evil plans.

Dont worry, there is a cunning plan! Makino is going to enter a beauty contest! It is completely irrational, and really awesome.

Dorkface totally pushes her into it, gets all of his friends to help, gets her tutors, and is very supportive.


Well...


Um..

Ok, so he's still a bastard.


But then he looks at her like this, and tells her she can do anything. He believes in her. And I babble and make vowel sounds and flap my hands.


Even if he is totally evil.


And has to be restrained to keep from killing people. I laugh every time i look at this picture. THEY WHEEL HIM IN ON A CART.

Anyway, Dorkface's mom wants to make a deal if Makino loses the weirdest beauty contest ever. Dorkface gets backed into a corner and agrees.

Makino gets through to the last round of the contest AND GETS BOO'D.


*audience smackdown*


You can do it, Makino! I'll be right here! Just be yourself!

I LOVE THIS BOY.


Makino: *loses*


Mother: *is smug*

He doesnt tell Makino about the deal, but he calls. And he tells her she was amazing. And you can tell it's KILLING HIM to not be there.


And I might get teary and flaily about now when i see him get all shiny eyed but SHUT UP. And he asks Rui to look after her, and says that he totally isnt giving Rui Makino, but if she wanted Rui...he doesnt know what he'd do. and his voice shakes and he looks like his world would be over and alksakslaklsal.


He writes her the most awesome letter on the face of the planet.

Hello, how are you?
I'm fine.
I'm moving to New York.
Thanks for everything. Like when I got beat up so bad that time, I never knew what it felt like. So, now I know how those other guys I beat up all the time felt. You taught me that!

*cries with laughter*


He also gives her Saturn, tells her she is stupid and absolutely worthless, and then ends the letter like this.

I dont know whether to hit him or make out with him.


Makino chases after the plane


To tell him something important.


He freezes, his eyes get all wide, and you can tell he really really wants her to say "I love you."

She says "thank you."

He makes a joke about her being madly in love with him. Only, it's not a joke.

She cries. "I do love you! You're stupid and selfish and.."


*glomp*

And its gorgeous and awesome and Im gleeful and bouncing and he LEAVES and I sniffle but know there is Hana Yori Dango RETURNS, which means moremoremore Dorkface!

And this time, he's just gonna be a woobie!


Ok, maybe not.



Caps mostly from here and here and from literarylemming.

Comments

[fsop.livejournal.com]

RE: The shoe-licking incident.

I AM SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE VAGUELY TURNED ON BY THAT.

There's me sitting watching it for the first time, shrieking, "DOn'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT!" While the little voice inside is really saying, "OH PLEASE DO IT, OH PLEASE!"

;D

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Vaguely?

.....ok. Ok, we can go with vaguely.

ITS TOTALLY HOT AND YOU KNOW IT.

Im totally inappropriately turned on by Dorkface. HE SHOULDNT EVEN BE HOT. And then, there he is! As hot as lava!

[fsop.livejournal.com]

OKAY, I ADMIT IT, I WAS TOTALLY JUST TRYING TO SAVE A BIT OF FACE!

The dorkiest part of him (apart from just, you know, HIM) has got to be the poofy hair. And even with it he manages to be GUUUUHHOT!

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I love his poofy hair. I DONT KNOW WHY. But i DO. so much so that the longer poofy hair in HYD returns REALLY BOTHERS ME.

i dont even bother trying to save face anymore when it comes to Dorkface. He makes me flail so completely, I CANT STOP IT.

[anenko.livejournal.com]

Just so you know, this post almost made me late for work this morning. Okay, I thought, I have enough time to look over this post. . . and then! Time just *vanished* as I stared at Mr. Hot and Evil.

I thought I got over my thing for possessive, alpha male jerks during my teen years. Apparently not. Dorkface is hitting more than a few of my very embarrassing kinks.

I love this picspam lots and lots. You got all of the scenes I really love (although Dorkface at Makino's house! Dorkface buying a restaurant for the night so that he can talk to Makino!)

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

this post almost made me late for work this morning

Um. oops? It made me go to bed really late for the past two days, if that helps at all.

I thought I got over my thing for possessive, alpha male jerks during my teen years

If he was JUST stalkery and possessive and alpha male, I would probably run screaming and advise Makino to leave the country, but its the complete woobieness that makes every insane thing he does so hot.

..except for the "lick.it.off," which will NOT STOP BEING HOT no matter how much I cry about it.

Dorkface at Makino's house! Dorkface buying a restaurant for the night so that he can talk to Makino!

I know! I KNOW! I left some things out - i HAD to, my brain was breaking. i left out one of my absolute favorite scenes too..*mourns* Have you gotten past ep5, yet? you were stuck there last time we talked about it. Anyway, my favorite scene is from ep8, and Ill probably stick caps up for it individually at some point.

and thank you! I kinda love this picspam alot. Like, I know im the one who put it together and wrote it and everything, but Ive read through it at least three times since then, just for fun. Not looking for mistakes, just LOOKING AT IT.

Why is Dorkface so hot? HOW CAN HE BE THIS HOT?

[anenko.livejournal.com]

Um. oops? It made me go to bed really late for the past two days, if that helps at all.

That's Dorkface--all about *him.*

It was so worth it, though.

but its the complete woobieness that makes every insane thing he does so hot.

Mm hmm. Dorkface, setting feminism back a copule of decades.

..except for the "lick.it.off," which will NOT STOP BEING HOT no matter how much I cry about it.

And then! Rui steps in! I wonder what he was thinking, showing up at school to find Dorkface being all Evil and Hot, with Makino on her knees before him.

Have you gotten past ep5, yet? you were stuck there last time we talked about it.

I plan to finish off the series this weekend.

and thank you! I kinda love this picspam alot.

It is an *awesome* picspam. It was both loving snark and massive amounts of hot.

also, your icon makes me swallow my tongue.

Heh. I call this one my "totally gratuitous sex icon." Now I have to find a (non fandom specific) shot of MastuJun bringing the sex.

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Dorkface, setting feminism back a copule of decades.

*facepalm* Japan makes me fail utterly at feminism. Except...why are the kisses and hugs so WEIRD? ive found like, two, kisses or hugs that were mutual. usually its one person laying one on the other, and the other just..sits there. I FIND THIS STRANGE AND I WANT IT EXPLAINED.

I wonder what he was thinking, showing up at school to find Dorkface being all Evil and Hot, with Makino on her knees before him.

That splash you just heard? That would be the sound of my brain falling into the gutter.

Now I have to find a (non fandom specific) shot of MastuJun bringing the sex.

Clothed or unclothed? I have a couple where he is pretty much nekkid. And a couple of shirtless ones. and more than a few where he is wearing a shirt but looks so incredibly hot i imagine he isnt. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

[anenko.livejournal.com]

Except...why are the kisses and hugs so WEIRD?

I can't link you to the original post, because it seems theOP didn't intend it to be public in the first place, and got swamped with uncomfortable comments. But, it seems to be part of the Japanese ideal? One partner is supposed to be passive; a really, really awesome woman is one who is *totally* passive.

I don't know how true/widespread that is, but it's the only explanation I've found for the one-sided hugs and kisses so far.

That would be the sound of my brain falling into the gutter.

Would this gutter contain a threesome, by chance?

Clothed or unclothed? I have a couple where he is pretty much nekkid. And a couple of shirtless ones. and more than a few where he is wearing a shirt but looks so incredibly hot i imagine he isnt. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

I would feel pervy and wrong using a shirtless pic of him, but. . . "clothed but so hot it doesn't matter" sounds awesome.

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

One partner is supposed to be passive; a really, really awesome woman is one who is *totally* passive.

In general? or sexually? because if its supposed to be in general, im thinking Makino is very very bad at it.

Would this gutter contain a threesome, by chance?

It just might. or it might also contain a very public apology that Makino would perform in some other way than in licking Dorkface's shoe...*nosebleed*

..you know im going to post the halfnaked/naked pictures, too, right? because i need for someone else to see them. you dont have to USE them, but...you NEED THEM. i have to wait til tonight though.

[anenko.livejournal.com]

In general? or sexually? because if its supposed to be in general, im thinking Makino is very very bad at it.

Definitely sexually, maybe generally? I was rather surprised when I read the post, because everything I know about Japan comes from anime, manga, and jdramas (and I *do* know that pop culture isn't an exact mirror to reality) and seemed really different from what the OP (who'd lived in Japan) was saying. In anime and manga, for instance, public declarations of love aren't uncommon; however, the OP said that hooking up was difficult for men and women alike, and done very subtly and indirectly.

It was a *really* interesting post, although I don't think I'd ever be able to incorporate any of it into my fic.

It just might. or it might also contain a very public apology that Makino would perform in some other way than in licking Dorkface's shoe...*nosebleed*

. . . !!

..you know im going to post the halfnaked/naked pictures, too, right?

I won't argue! Who am I to deny fanservice, when it is so kindly provided by the powers that be?

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Definitely sexually, maybe generally?

Too bad this post is locked, because I would love to read it. It sounds very interesting. I often wonder what other people think of the US based solely on our tv shows, so..i can see the problem. Of course, I also wonder if they translate BtVS by meaning or by words..because that show would be very difficult to follow, i think, if you didnt speak the language or have any idea about any of the references.

. . . !!

*flushes* Im not going to WRITE it. Im just going to sit here and...think about it. for a while. in great detail. Um. Its..very wrong. yes. i will remember that. Yes. Um.

Peeectures. these fought me posting them, because they are evil. we will begin with nudity, because EVERYONE needs to see MatsuJun in the bath, right?

Also, the ONE PICTURE i really wanted to post is absolutely refusing to upload. Ill try tomorrow while im at work, because its very hot and not at all naked, so you might like it.

but, in the meantime, MatsuJun smutty pics and other stuff:




there are more pics from this photoshoot, but my server is being stupid. will upload the others at work tomorrow.

Nonnaked:

Um..technically, his shirt is on? Therefore, he isnt ACTUALLY shirtless?

I have no idea why this is hot. As far as I can tell, that's a toothbrush in his mouth:


Yum


For the fun of it, Jun is really bendy:


Gratuitous half naked Arashi:


And, we'll end on a nice, wet, Jun note:

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

OK, i uploaded more, but two of them, the two specific ones i wanted to show you are GIANT and would kill the entire internet if i posted them directly.

so. thumbnails, and you can go to my scrapbook (http://pics.livejournal.com/aliaspiral/gallery/00004a8f)directly if you want to see in disturbingly large sizes.

the two i wanted to show you, becase i love them and im insane:


and



the first one makes me make noises i should be ashamed of. REALLY ASHAMED.

and, the others, because more naked. more pretty.





hopefully, some of those appeal to you. i have more..which should probably be disturbing..

[anenko.livejournal.com]

*flushes* Im not going to WRITE it. Im just going to sit here and...think about it. for a while. in great detail. Um. Its..very wrong. yes. i will remember that. Yes. Um.

I am so putting in HYD prompts for the next round of springkink.

Re: pictures. . .

I think my brain just melted. Oh, god. That is some serious hot. I just. Guh.

I think I need a moment.

[rinalin.livejournal.com]

WHY WAS I NOT SENT NAKED JUN!?

[princess-dexter.livejournal.com]

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN MY BUNK.

(LOL @ the Arashi pic and how NONE OF THEM HAVE MUSCLES OR ABS EXCEPT FOR SHO. And even his aren't really anything to write home about. Oh, why do I love my skinny Asian boys so much?!)

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Sho's have gotten much much more lickable better. promise. and hey! You knew which Sho was!

IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN MY BUNK.

You'll be back!

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

also, your icon makes me swallow my tongue.

[rinalin.livejournal.com]

PICSPAM IS MADE OF AWESOME!

BOYPILES OF HAPPINESS WOOBIE VIOLENT GUYS! (side note: I have a patient who's first name is Woobi")

AND AND AND! : F4 is impressed that he had sex. Dorkface is all "And we almost kissed!" and F4 is very confused. It is very possible Dorkface has little understanding of sex. Or how to do it.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAY!! it took me a ton of work, but im very pleased with how it turned out.

It is very possible Dorkface has little understanding of sex. Or how to do it.

its complete true, and YOU KNOW IT.

[literarylemming.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEE!!! Darling, I can tell you that right now Rinny and I are both reading this picspam and DYING ALL OVER THE PLACE. Hilarious and sweet and funny and SO TRUE OMG OMG OMG.

*is wildly in love with Dorkface!!*

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Feel free to tell me EVERY SINGLE THING that is making you die! I WANT TO KNOW.

EVERYONE should be wildly in love with Dorkface! How can you resist?

[literarylemming.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, what's making me die? How about EVERYTHING? Seriously, I read every caption and couldn't breathe for laughing! But I especially loved the flaily description of your breathless emails to Rinny and I to download Hanadan NOW NOW NOW OMG NOW DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!

HEEE!

It amazes me that there was a time I wasn't addicted to all things Japanese. How naive I was!

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

the flaily description of your breathless emails to Rinny and I to download Hanadan NOW NOW NOW OMG NOW DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!

ITS TOTALLY TRUE. I remember the flailing! i remember having to talk Rinny into watching it!

It amazes me that there was a time I wasn't addicted to all things Japanese.

it amazes me that it was only a couple of months ago that we werent addicted to all things Japanese!

WHERE HAVE OUR MINDS GONE?

[walkwithheroes.livejournal.com]

I love this show! It's just beyond awesome (which is why I icon and vid to it whenever I can). I love that the main male lead isn't a 'prince charming' type, but rather a guy with a lot of issues to work out. And, he and Makino are so dorky and sweet together. But yes, Domyouji and co. have no sense of real fashion. Which leads me to believe that rich people just cannot dress.



Side note: that F4 fight was the best thing ever. Love when (I think) Akira called Sojiroh "Tea Boy". Ha. I found that very funny for some reason.

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

it is, indeed, beyond awesome. and i dont think it's that RICH people cant dress, i think its that people in Japan have very odd fashion sense..ive seen what Jun wears out of the house - its insane!

[walkwithheroes.livejournal.com]

Mm, and yet Japan is a leader in the fashion world. I just think Domyouji can't dress because he has too much money and too much free time. Remember his "first date" with Makino? He was, I'm guessing, trying to look like a 'commoner', and he looked totally normal and cute.

[princess-dexter.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm pretty sure every comment I do now starts with "I LOVE YOU" but seriously, this post is made of win. Maybe I don't even need to do that HYD rewatch I was planning! You seem to have captured most of the awesome parts and gah, MUST RESIST PUTTING MATSUJUN IN POCKET.

While I felt the HYD manga dragged on for too long, the story will forever have a soft spot in my heart due to a number of things, like the strong protagonist and entertaining slew of characters, but the most awesome aspect has to be the romance between Tsukushi and Domyouji. I liked that she doesn't end up with the first guy she sees/likes, and even if Rui's feelings change towards the end I love that awkward, boring date they go on where it becomes obvious to Tsukushi that HANAZAWA RUI isn't the one she's meant to be with. Domyouji, while being a gigantic Dorkface and being cursed with the stupidest, most randomly adorable hair in the world, is just so endearing, and Matsujun really captures that in his portrayal.

Last year when I watched it last I did a quick rundown of some loltastic moments, which you can find here (http://princess-dexter.livejournal.com/70726.html) if you so desire.

I love picspams so much. ♥

EDIT: wtf, I forgot to type the parts I really liked.

Dorkface: Fear me. Love me. Do as I say and I will be your slave.

IS THIS A LABYRINTH REFERENCE I SEE BEFORE ME? Suddenly I'm imagining Dorkface with even bigger hair (and you didn't think it was possible!) and clinging leggings. ¬_¬

Finally, she comes running up, staring at him in amazement because HE'S STILL THERE.

One of the reasons I don't watch tragic dramas is that I'm easily moved to tears. I don't know if you've seen Million Dollar Baby but it runs for about 100 mins and I cried for SIXTY OF THOSE. Sad stories exhaust me and my eyes go all red and sore and this seems like a segue but I actually cried during that scene because he's trying so hard that it hurts me to watch it and she doesn't know/care/is still unsure and that is so wrong. Argh, just thinking about it is making my eyes tingle.

HE LEAVES HER TO GET BEATEN UP. He will not ever stop being a bastard.

And yet in that scene I'm kind of hurting for him because he loves her so so so much and it's like his heart has just been ripped out of his chest like in Mortal Kombat and there's a voiceover that goes "FINISH HIM" and waaaaaaaaah.

Occasionally, Dorkface is bizarrely polite about things.

And I love how that politeness always manages to BITE HIM IN THE ASS. Nothing goes according to plan when he tries to be a human. Argh, why are they so retarded?!

I will also love forever his enormous handwriting. "LOOK HOW NEAT MY WRITING IS, MAKINOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!"

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Maybe I don't even need to do that HYD rewatch I was planning

YOU ALWAYS NEED TO DO A HYD REWATCH. BECAUSE DORKFACE IS LOVE!

IS THIS A LABYRINTH REFERENCE I SEE BEFORE ME?

YES. YES IT IS.

Suddenly I'm imagining Dorkface with even bigger hair (and you didn't think it was possible!) and clinging leggings

Im going to blame you and this mental image for tonight's nightmares. Dorkface would be a very disturbing Goblin King.

YOU HAVE TWELVE HOURS TO GET THROUGH MY SHINY SPARKLY MAZE IN YOUR NEW DRESS AND HEELS!
Ha! Who needs twelve hours? And these heels are ugly!
YOU PAUPER! YOU DONT KNOW FASHION! YOU HAVE *ONE* HOUR, OR I WILL TURN YOUR LITTLE BROTHER INTO A GOBLIN!
He'd probably like it!
YOU ARE TO STUPID TO GET THROUGH THE MAZE!
I see the exit RIGHT THERE.
WHAT? YOU IDIOT, THAT'S THE ENTRANCE! THE EXIT IS OVER THERE!
Ha!
YOU CHEATED!

I don't know if you've seen Million Dollar Baby

I havent, actually. I read about the ending, and it made me so ANGRY for various reasons that you don't care about that i refused to watch it.

I actually cried during that scene because he's trying so hard that it hurts me to watch it and she doesn't know/care/is still unsure

OMG I KNOW. that scene just KILLED me, and that really was when i started flailing incoherently on the internet about HYD and started wildly emailing people and DEMANDING they watch it.

Nothing goes according to plan when he tries to be a human.

I KNOW. it makes no sense and i LOVE it.

I will also love forever his enormous handwriting

I love the huge ink splot on the top, myself. Can you imagine what an actual real love letter from Dorkface would look like? I keep trying, but i get the giggles.

[littlehutt.livejournal.com]

I really don't know this show at all, but your picspam was awesome and hilarious :)

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Hana Yori Dango is Japanese HEROIN. If you start watching it, you will end up in a downward spiral of neverending Asian television and boybands.

that said, it is one of my favorite things IN THE WORLD, and I think everyone should watch it, because the love story is so fabulous, and Dorkface is SUCH a Dorkface, and Makino, the female lead, is AWESOME.

And thank you so much! I had way too much fun with this!

[downtorio.livejournal.com]

sdafsdjkfh FINALLY someone spammed this. Although there wasn't really enough V-NECK ACTION(!!!) in this post, you totally did him justice here by proving him stupid, senseless, sexy, crazy-postal, and WUVABLE all at the same time.

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

I did this spam MONTHS before I found picspammy, and I have just been WAITING to be able to crosspost it. I am so glad you like it, even without the V Neck Action - although, COME ON, I posted a cap where he is wearing a dead animal around his neck as a fashion choice, isnt that enough for you? - and yes, Dorkface IS stupid, senseless, sexy, crazy, and amazingly wonderful ALL AT THE SAME TIME. thank you!

[bippy24.livejournal.com]

EEEEE!! This post is so made of WIN and makes me all flaily! Especially since I just finished watching Hanadan for the third time a few days ago after forcing encouraging my friend to watch it or die.

DORKFACE!!! HOW I LOVE HIM!! You're so right that it's amazing how much you HATE him and then COMPLETELY ADORE him. My other friend that I forced suggested to watch Hanadan would exclaim "HE IS SO HOT" at the screen every two minutes. She was just saying what we were all thinking!

I also loved his "Beauty, intelligence, and Home Economics - all stuff she sucks at!" Their love is so pure. And "Hummingyay!" I think I rewound that about 20 times the first time I watched it because HIS FACE! Why must Dorkface have to put up with all the idiots?

You need to picspam Dorkface in Hana Yori Dango Returns! There's "SWEAT Honey" and flailing around the cafeteria!

Also, your header is so cute! AW! And you like Michael/Maria, Shin/Yankumi, Nobuta, and Hana Kimi?! You clearly have amazing taste! ;)

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA, YES, SPREAD THE LOVE OF HANADAN. Force Japan upon people - months after this, your friend will be weeping over the fact she no longer has any idea where her brain has gone, or why she has a life sized posted of Arashi across her bedroom wall. *cackles*

ahem.

Im so glad you liked it! I LOVE Dorkface like pancakes, so Im really not at all objective about this picspam. I want to carry it around with me and show it to people like i would show baby pictures!

I have thought about picspamming Returns, but the first five eps leave me ON THE FLOOR bawling, and Im just not emotionally prepared to deal with that. Plus, the whole amnesia thing makes me hiss with anger because its SO STUPID, but for parts like Makino jumping in the river to get the Saturn necklace back, the sweat honey comment, and his hair being slightly less poofy...maybe. MAYBE.

And thank you! My darling friend, rinalin makes my banners. I forced her to watch Hanadan, and now she is in love with Nino from Arashi. and HEE! I love snark, and I love fandom, and I have this problem where I cant seem to stop watching asian dramas...

Thank you!

[pabloxhoney.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I was considering doing this character, I'm glad somebody did! He is wonderful.

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

you should, anyway! Dorkface needs more love!

[topazera.livejournal.com]

...This may be the GREATEST, MOST IMPORTANT picspam I have EVER SEEN! Seriously, I cannot express how much I loved this. Your commentary is ACE! The nickname 'Dorkface' is almost dangerously catchy! You totes captured the UNEXPECTEDLY HOT and the MY LOVE FOR HIM IS PROPORTIONAL TO THE AMOUNT HE FAILS AT LIFE (which is a lot) PERFECTLY! <3

Particularly true:
I kind of expect him to touch his face and say, "You hit me. Rui, she hit me!" and then cry.

she realizes that this crazy guy who has had her kidnapped before is holding her and she's getting wet and HE'S REALLY WEIRD AND CRAZY OK?

F4 is impressed that he had sex. Dorkface is all "And we almost kissed!" and F4 is very confused. It is very possible Dorkface has little understanding of sex. Or how to do it.

He writes her the most awesome letter on the face of the planet. I dont know whether to hit him or make out with him.

...So, in other words, ILU! Thanks for all the laaaaughs! <3 <3 <3

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

lmao! i am so glad you love it - i have an OBSCENE amount of love for Dorkface (and really, there is NO OTHER name that suits him as well), so to find others who love him too makes me very happy.

glad you enjoyed!