Secondary Displacement

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'M WATCHING. WEIRDEST MOVIE EVER.

GIANT ROBOT WOMAN WITH BOOB MACHINE GUNS JUST GOT ATTACKED BY A BILLION ROBOT ANTS. LOVING DETAIL IS PAID TO THE ATTACKING OF HER NIPPLES. THE MECHANICAL DOG SAYS, "THAT'S HOT," AND "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE."

AS THE ROBOT GETS CLOSER TO BLOWING UP, SHE YELLS, IN ENGLISH, "I'M COMING!"



OMGWTFNIPPLES.

GOOD THING THERE IS SAKURAI SHO - HERE TO THROW HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT OF THE WAY SO HE CAN SUCK THE POISON OUT OF A GIRL'S UPPER THIGH WHILE SHE MOANS ABOUT IT.



WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN. SERIOUSLY.

Ive lost my mind, people. Seriously.

I just finished watching Waterboys 2, which was adorable and silly and just as goofy as you would imagine a drama about a boys synchronized swim team would be.

I though, awww, Yosuke and Eikichi are so adorable! I should find out what else they've been in! They're just darling.

See?



Aren't they slashy cute and sweet and innocent looking?

So. Yeah. They're also in Rookies, I just found out, and all I knew about Rookies, I learned from a rainscene picspam.

So, here's what Yosuke and Eikichi look like all grown up and HOT and WET and MUSCLED UP.







HEEELLOOOOO HOTNESS. JAPAN, I LOVE YOU.

Needless to say, I'm downloading Rookies.

...I also found out that the Waterboys series doesnt go Waterboys the movie - Waterboys 2 the drama. NO, I missed an ENTIRE season of this silliness. Starring Eita. And there's a final movie. Starring Eita.

Needless to say, I downloaded those, too. because i need more boys in tiny swim suits synchro!

And then rainscene pimped yet more crack to the masses, and so now I have ten episodes of a show where Tamaki Hiroshi has a deer talk to him and has, I hope, a completely inappropriate relationship with a schoolgirl, AND a movie about Korean ghosts who sing musical theater. or something.

this is on top of the movie Antique, which is about hot gay boys and a bakery, Arch Angels, which looks to be crack of the HIGHEST order (eyeball grenades wtf?), Invincible's Rocket Penis and Shan Bao's Boobs, Ohno in Uta no Oniisan, and the rest of the asian list of dooooom.

HELP ME. CLEARLY, I AM DERANGED.



THIS CAP IS TOTALLY APPLICABLE TO THE PLOT OF WATERBOYS 2, I SWEAR.


Yes. YES, that IS a boy pulling down the tiny, leopard print swim suit of another boy.

A question: is "Nanny 911" or "Supernanny" streaming online anywhere where I could watch and watch and watch? Brandus hates Supernanny like barbed wire, but I am unable to look away.

We both started out working with seriously fucked up kids in a residential treatment center for kids with emotional and behavior issues, which, from what I can tell, is why I love it and he hates it. I like to watch crazy children and remind myself that it's because the parents have no fucking idea what they are doing. Brandus gets ANGRY about how stupid people are and begins to froth at the mouth.

Good times!

I..just checked out the ABC website, and it would like to know if I would like to turn in an application for their hit show, SuperManny. I..have no idea what this is, and whether Im screaming with laughter or cowering in fear. Also, I can stream eps there, but I am morally opposed to streaming from the actual network. Or something. Really, id prefer something like hulu, only with Supernanny (or SuperManny too, possibly).


Ive also been entertaining myself with the slashy slashy goodness adorable story of boys doing synchronized swimming in Waterboys 2. This is the drama set after the movie, and the adorable gay boy who is in love with Chiaki-sempai is back as a teacher and he is the most effeminate thing ever, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING JAPAN. Really, it's an excuse to watch adorable boys in tiny swim trunks get wet, hug, strip each other down to their undies, and occasionally WHOOPS lose their suits in the pool.

I am halfway through the fifth episode, and the current synchro team and their darling gay coach come out to compete in what they come to find out is a girls synchro meet...so naturally, they somehow get their hands on makeup, girls suits, and sparkly hair things, and i am forced to pause the episode while I cry with laughter at them. I will screencap and share it with you later, because HEEEE.

Also, I spend my freetime dreaming up ways adorable gay boy coach said goodbye to Chiaki-sempai. Ill give you a hint, they start with him getting bent over the starting block of the pool, and end with PORN.

I never said I was right in the head.

Ive also downloaded My Girl, so princess_dexter should be happy, and am downloading Mei-chan no Shitsuji, and watching on ep 5 of Uta no Oniisan. And Invincible and Shan Bao Mei has supposedly had the next two subbed eps up on torrent, so I am hopeful a direct download link will follow shortly. I NEED BOOB JOKES DAMMIT. Why does everything Im interested in watching right now have to be IN PROCESS? It is much easier to watch a show when the whole thing has already aired AND been subbed and I can glut myself on it at will.

Also, if you want drama pimping, you should be checking out rainscene. darkeyewolf has taken it upon herself to share the goodness of many many dramas, and just as a taste, the Hana Kimi pimp post, which is full of sparkles deep thoughts andnaked boys thoughtful commentary and many hot droolworthy PLOT ADVANCING pictures of Oguri Shun half dressed. And just as much crack as you could possibly want.

But, it is a dangerous, dangerous comm. My list of doooooom keeps getting longer and longer with all the cool things the get pimped that i wanna SEEEEE. She even makes the soul destroying ones sound awesome!

I still can do no more then flail about Nodame Cantabile, and Im still a big slacker who hasnt posted about the many ways Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon is awesome. This should probably be remedied.

But first, I have to see if my adorable slashy boys make convincing girls in swimsuits.



ETA: They failed miserably when one of them lost their falsies in the pool. Whoops! No breasts! And hey! these girls have PENISES!