Firefly Ficlet: Matchmaker

sometimes, when we both SHOULD be working, rinalin will prompt back and forth in email and write ficlets.  I was lucky enough to inspire <a href="http://rinalin.livejournal.com/42300.html">A Helping Hand</a> from her yesterday, and while mine arent quite as much fun, i like them anyway.

Prompt was "Jayne, Kaylee - Matchmaking"



Title: Matchmaker
Author: alianora
Rating: G


"It ain't gonna work."  Jayne shot Kaylee an irritated look.  "It's a
dumb idea."

"No, it ain't!"  Kaylee grinned at him.  "Just you wait and see, it'll
work great!"

Jayne scowled down at the table.  "Don't know how I let you talk me
into something this stupid.  It ain't even tactically sound!"

Kaylee patted his hand sympathetically.  "If it helps at all, I'm
pretty sure you can take him."

"It ain't him I'm worried about."  He gestured to the dinosaur in
his hand.  "I just dont think that T-rex's and these other ones with
the long necks is gonna get along."

Kaylee shook her head (and a long neck) at him.  "They's perfect together."

END

Firefly Ficlet: Posted

Prompt: Jayne and Wash and post


Title: Posted
Author: alianora
Rating: PG13


"Shut up, little man."  Jayne's voice was ominous, and a lesser man
would have stopped while he was ahead.

But Wash wasn't afraid.  After all, he had a wife who would happily hurt Jayne. 

Just as soon as she got here.

"If I shut up, then you'll forget about me just as soon as you manage
to get your arms untied and your pants pulled up!"

"I said shut up!"  Jayne aimed a kick at the pilot, but with his
shorts around his knees, he couldnt kick very far.

"I just cant quite figure out how you got us into this mess,"  Wash
shook his head sadly.  "The captain wont be able to figure out where
we are!"

"Look!"  Jayne breathed out in frustration.  "If you hadnt called that woman "Mister" and then made me laugh by checking under her skirts, we
wouldnt be here.  That makes it YOUR FAULT."

"I was drunk!"

"So was I!"

Wash whined,  "But Zoe told you to take care of me!"

"I didnt know you was an idiot!"

END

Quote It

Im bored at work, and am slacking off!

Just for fun, lets play movie quotes, shall we?

Name the movie. For bonus points, name the character. If you like, respond with three quotes of your own. And so on.


1.You know what Hamlet's problem was? No ketchup!
2.The shit hath hitith the fan... ith.
3.What's the first thing you remember after all the things you've forgotten?
4.Everybody in the whole world who hates me is now here.
5.My friends call me Little Puppet.

I was going with a theme, but then i got bored. and i couldnt think of any more related or referencing movies without straining my brain. so the first three have a theme.