Vaudville Hour

So, this morning, in between hitting snooze, i had a dream.

in this dream was Cordy from Buffy/Angel, and Charlie from Lost. And the one eyed pirate from POTC.

Cordy and Charlie had a comedy act, and Charlie juggled.

The pirate kept trying to hit on Cordy and hit Charlie, but Charlie had a stick and kept chasing him off.

And then Charlie and Cordelia kissed.



And i decided that the heat has gotten to me.

Criss Cross Applesauce

Crossover fics i dearly, dearly want to see and will worship you forever should you write:

Young Riders/Firefly
Teaspoon and Jayne swapping tall tales on the porch! River knowing Lou is female and making odd comments! Kaylee crushing on Buck!

Firefly/Lost
The EMP knocks out Firefly, just like the plane. Kaylee blown away by the hotness that is Sawyer, and helps Sayid build a radio. Simon and Jack commiserating about practicing medicine in such primitive conditions. Jayne helping Locke hunt for boar. Wash, Charlie and Hurley bonding over bad jokes and silliness.

Bones/The Inside
Booth and Danny know each other from military days. Exchanging problems with keeping track of brillant females with no common sense. Bones tells them victim info, Rebecca profiles. Danny and Booth snark.

Bones/Buffy/Angel
"Angel" was Booth's codename. Buffy, Queen C, Spike - all worked with him in missions. Spy!Booth. totally worth all the headaches of logistics. Angsty and complicated.

Firefly/The Inside
i WILL write this one. i will. The unsub and the profiler have alot in common.

Invisible Man/Roswell
I cant help it. Darian is the early version of Michael Guerin. Did you see that hair?


Somebody write some of these. Or, at least, tell me what kind of bizarrely workable crossovers do you want to see?