Moral #4: If at First You Dont Succeed..Blame Your Parents.

So, there's this quote meme going around which involves listing the top pop culture references you expect your nearest and dearest to understand.

Well, frankly, my top howevermany quotes ARENT exactly pop culture. At least, not all of them. Most of them are rather random. However, they are ALL things that my family (specifically, my sisters and Brandus and I) and I say all the time, and you better get them, or else you get really lost while we're talking. Um. Points if you know where they are from. Or why we say some of them.

And I can only think of 6.

So.


1. "Mr and Mrs Knievel, what would you like to name your son?" *creepy voice* "EEEEVIIILL."

2. "I have played buffet before."

3. "Hello! My name is Jose." "Jose what?" "Jose Jalapeno. On a STICK."

4. "Why is he allowed to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy!"

5. "It's Ok. I make lamb."

6. "Spicy brains!"