Why Is She Dressed Like a Unicorn?

[alianora]

Oh, Japan. JAPAN. can we discuss some things? about how and why you continue to break my capslock and destroy my dignity? and why, exactly, did you create something as cracktastic as Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon? AND WHY DO I CONTINUE POSTING ABOUT IT?

Why does Sailor Mars get SHAFTED? She's wearing PUMPS, and the other girls all get to wear cool shiny BOOTS. but nooo, Mars, who can LIGHT YOU ON FIRE, is wearing cute little high heels! perfect for kicking off in a fight!

Why do i think about these things?

Also? she thought turtle guy was Tuxedo Mask, but Im busy shipping turtle guy with Amie-chan. Because i can. Also, i KNEW that Tuxedo Mask would figure out who she was before she figured out who he was. And it's fate. Also, the other guy's plush turtle backpack is being filled up with life energy.

And currently? Usagi is about to compete in a competition - where she has to do her best IMAGINARY UNICORN IMPRESSION. to this end, she's wearing hooves.

if she wins, she gets a fabulous prize of a plushy unicorn! and an autographed picture of singer chick.

let me say that again.

SHE IS CURRENTLY PRETENDING TO BE A UNICORN.

Japan, you are SO VERY WEIRD.