Things Ive Learned From the Duke Boys

[alianora]

Ok, so, just from the first two episodes of the first season of the Dukes of Hazzard (which, omg watch it watch it watch it), i have learned (or relearned)..

-I can still sing the theme song by heart. i should probably be ashamed, but instead, im dancing and singing.
-Boss Hogg eats raw liver for breakfast
-Uncle Jessie kicks all kinds of ass
-Bo Duke is dumber than a box of rocks
-and yet, is still hot. meep.
-Daisy can take care of herself. i always thought she was useless, but now i see the light.
-Enis is the oldest living virgin in Hazzard County
-Bo is supposed to be 24 years old in S1, so how old is Luke supposed to be?
-I still adore the General Lee
-Bo is way oversexed.
-s1 was filmed half an hour from my mama's hometown
-this show destroys my ability to talk normally. help. brings back my natural born accent with a vengence.
-there are many many shots of Daisy's ass and cleavage. there should really be more shots of Bo and Luke shirtless. and pantless. *mind wanders*
-im still waiting on the Luke/Daisy eye sex. anxiously.

*dances* i so need more Dukes fic. really really.

and here, for those of you who arent watching, the best line so far:
Bo: You know, Daisy, if you werent my cousin, I'd marry you.
Daisy: Never stopped anyone in this family before!

BWEE!