alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (I'm a Wicked Little Tart)
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Title: Checkers
Series: Fun and Games #4
Author: alianora
Rating: PG13
Summery: He really couldn't believe it. Based on the funny fish look on her face, she couldn't believe it either.


Fun and Games #1: Tall Card
Fun and Games #2: Puzzle Pieces
Fun and Games #3: Cat's Cradle




The girl’s mouth was hanging open. She looked like a stranded fish, ‘cept that fish don’t sputter and spit like she was doing.

Jayne couldn’t stop the grin that was taking over his face. He was downright gleeful about this turn of events. This wasn’t how he was expecting tonight to go, but he wasn’t gonna argue now that this had happened.

He really couldn’t believe it. Based on the funny fish look on her face, she couldn’t believe it either. Which just tickled him beyond belief.

He grinned at her in delight as she shook her finger at him, still not saying a single understandable word. Her nose was all squinched up and she was alternating between making weird little noises and staring in dismay at the board in front of her.

“Cannot!” She yelped finally, catching at her hair wildly with both little hands. “The odds are so low that it is almost impossible to compute! Less than three tenths of a chance that she would…that he would..” She sputtered to a stop with an incoherent wail. Her head thudded to the table, scattering black and red pieces all over the floor, and Jayne couldn’t hold it in anymore.

He snickered, clapping one hand over his mouth to muffle the noise.

But it was too late.

Her head snapped up, glaring at him. “Not a subject of amusement!” she informed him frostily, tossing her hair and turning away from him in a huff. “She is attempting to reconcile the numbers and occurrences!” She hugged her big turtle to her chest and glared at him. “She must…” she faltered, face twisting in confusion. “She must…”

“Learn how to play?” He suggested evilly.

She gasped, clapping her hands over Turtle’s ears protectively. “Slander!” She glared at him. “Wicked, tricksy Jayne! Plotting against a girl and her turtle!” She clutched the squishy thing tighter to herself with a stricken look on her face. “She has lost,” she said dramatically, burying her face in the top of Turtle’s head.

An amused smile stole across Jayne’s face as she carried on a conversation with the thing, detailing every move she had made, every counter, every time she batted her eyes to try and distract him…

“Hey!” he protested, his own mouth dropping open.

Her eyes went wide and she clapped a hand over her mouth. “Oops!” She giggled behind her hand, dropping her head forward to let her hair hide her face.

“Oops?” he yelped, slamming one hand down on the table. “Oops! You broke the rules, little girl!”

Her eyes were round with dismay, and her hand was still over her mouth. “Not broken!” She shook her head, hair flying around her face. “Bent in corners and U bends!” She fluttered her hands and tried to hide her giggles behind a contrite face. “But not broken into pieces.” She nodded seriously. “Jayne insisted on rules, and she has followed them!”

Jayne raised one finger to point at her, eyes narrowed. “Rule number one: No using creepy eye tricks to get Jayne to lose.”

The girl tried her absolute darnedest to look innocent, even pressing her face up to Turtle’s and fluttering her eyelashes. “Nothing creepy!” she swore, crossing her heart with one small hand. “She had something in her eye!”

Seven times?!

She fell over onto the bench, laughing her little head off. “He counted!” she hooted. “He counted, but didn’t say anything!” She nearly fell off the bench she was laughing so hard, and he lunged to grab her before she lost her balance and fell on her head and scrambled her brains further.

She grabbed for his shoulder, pressing her flushed, giggling face into his chest as he gave in and grinned.

“Yeah,” he admitted, sliding down to sit on the floor beside the bench, and letting her rest her head against his. “I counted.”

Her giggles finally trailed off, leaving them both sitting in silence for a moment, until Jayne couldn’t take it anymore.

“And ya still lost.”

END

Date: 2006-05-29 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] literarylemming.livejournal.com
HOOT! HOOT! SHE HOOTED WITH LAUGHTER!

*rolling on the floor*

I love you! I adore you! All hail! *bowing low!*

Date: 2006-05-29 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samson28.livejournal.com
*Giggle* Very cute. :)

Date: 2006-05-29 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calijirl5150.livejournal.com
Oh I was sooooooooooo happy to see you posted a new chaper ! I am in love w/this fic. It brightens my day every time you post. Thanks & keep up the good work !!

Date: 2006-05-29 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinalin.livejournal.com
Awwwwww!

I'm just... *giggles* Damn, but they're cute!

“Learn how to play?” He suggested evilly.
And: “And ya still lost.”

Oh, Jayne. Love. *adores*

Oh, and that last little bit. With him sitting on the floor, and her on the bench, and their heads close together... I can just, picture that so easily. And it gives me warm and fuzzy crew-love feelings.

Date: 2006-05-29 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karanina.livejournal.com
I re-read the whole series before I read this, to get myself in the right frame of mind, SO CUTE!!! The way he watches her to know that she fluttered her eyelashes seven times (cos Jayne IS an observant fellow), and then sitting on the floor with her at the end And ya still lost. BRILLIANT!

Date: 2006-05-29 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] princat.livejournal.com
omg that made me giggle! thanks:)

Date: 2006-05-29 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deadpoetwoffie.livejournal.com
“Rule number one: No using creepy eye tricks to get Jayne to lose.”

YAY!!!!
I heart this story very much!!! Thank you!! Update soon!!

Date: 2006-05-29 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mandapanda0521.livejournal.com
That was hysterical! Amazing job!

Date: 2006-05-29 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mik109.livejournal.com
Wicked, tricksy Jayne!

River as Smeagol or Gollum? ;)

Date: 2006-05-30 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairandbright.livejournal.com
I expected for River to yell out, "Inconceivable!" at Jayne because she lost! I love that Jayne beat her at something. Ya gotta make a man feel smart every once and awhile. :)

Date: 2006-05-30 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] momin8r.livejournal.com
he counted!! so very cute and i just think turtle has got to be the cutest thing ever and she LOST!!!! TTFN :D

Date: 2006-05-30 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazywriterchic.livejournal.com
He counted her eye-bats! But she still lost...hee! River just needs to learn to balance so that she doesn't focus so much attention on batting her eyes that she loses sight of the game. I love these. Hope to see a new one soon.

Date: 2006-06-02 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loves-bitch1301.livejournal.com
He counted! That's so cute. Loved this chapter.

Date: 2006-06-07 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
oh my god..

*rofl* I can't breath... That was fun... she lost!!!

Keep up the good work.. I need more.. please??

Date: 2006-06-25 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] browncoatrebel.livejournal.com
Tricksy Jayne like tricksy hobbitses?

Very cute. I love reading these.

Sara

Date: 2006-07-13 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanceguru.livejournal.com

*Sighs* Too adorable! I hope you continue with this series!

Date: 2006-07-17 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faythbrady.livejournal.com
I just cannot count all the ways that this is adorable.

Date: 2006-08-18 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faythbrady.livejournal.com
reread because, for some reason, there isn't amy more. Please update! pretty please with naked jayne?

Date: 2006-08-23 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mores0ul.livejournal.com
This series makes my life happy. :)

Can they play jump rope next? :P

Date: 2007-03-25 10:29 am (UTC)
ext_33729: Full-face head shot of my beautiful, beautiful Tink, who is a fawn Doberman. (Default)
From: [identity profile] slave2tehtink.livejournal.com
I realize I'm commenting on a year-old post here... but I've read all of this from the beginning of Carnival three times now and really enjoyed it. :) Is there any chance this series might get finished? I could use creepy eye tricks if it would help. :)

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