You'll Be Stone Dead In a Minute

[alianora]

In new reports, IM NOT DEAD! i AM, however, just barely back online after cross country flights and living in hotels for FOREVER, which sucked but is now complete. YAY!

We have landed firmly in Emerald Isle, NC, which is completely awesome and fabulous and HI WE LIVE A BLOCK FROM THE BEACH!

We're about an hour and a half from Wilmington, i think, if that helps you picture anything better..or if you need help stalking, although I HAVE A KAYAK AND I WILL USE IT AS A WEAPON IF NEEDED, so stalk wisely.

Voldemort seems happy, even going so far as to SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE NIGHT FOR ONE WHOLE NIGHT. which he then taught us how bad of an idea it is to brag about things like this, as he woke up 3 times the next night. dammit.

anyway! brandus is employed, although we're waiting for the actual contract to be signed and stuff, im proofreading (20,000 words of BDSM gay porn. YOU ALL WISH YOU WERE ME.), and Voldemort is enjoying destroying anything he can get his little hands on. We're having a fabulous time!



Ive spent my time offline in no actual productive way - i could have written fic, or made vids, or even reorganized my mp3 player - instead, i watched DRAMAS!

I got all the way to ep 9 in Fated to Love You before I got panicked about the introduction of angst and ran away...i like my romantic comedies to have some angst, sure, but this is a lot less like "Hey, you got chocolate in my peanut butter!" and much more like "I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SOUL AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL," which is much less fun, let me tell you.

Instead, im watching Smiling Pasta, which is much more fun with much less angst, and its all angst you know will be overcome, so its all ok!

Ive also watched two eps of Regatta, which I fell into after watching the entire Arashi rowing saga from Mago Mago Arashi (MastuJun has a hissy! Aiba stops smiling! Nino fells left out! Sho fails at sports! Ohno feels like he is failing as Leader! IT IS COMPLETE AWESOME.). Regatta is fun, i think, although when dude decides to come back to rowing and tells the female team manager to stop trying to row herself, he tells her she shouldnt row because "its not a cute sport for a girl," and for a second i was honestly staggered by hopeful mental images of her telling him where to stick it. instead, she smiles and gets out of the boat. seriously, sometimes, its HARD being an American watching Asian stuff, because its so easy to get ANGRY about things like that.

Ive downloaded a disturbing amount of things, and ive found myself drifting away from jdrama and clicking more on twdramas. interesting.

Also, has anyone had any success with Bambino? i cant get through the first ep, because Ban is a little too smirky and seems like he KNOWS he's cute and adorable. plus, he's about to screw up dinner, and Im not sure I can handle it.

Also, Arashi fans, please stop me from writing dorky fic. Sho absolutely does not need to go on The Bachelor for any reason. I dont care HOW funny it would be to watch him fail with women. He fails with women on a daily basis. HE DOESNT NEED MY HELP.

Comments

[ayekamn.livejournal.com]

Wheeee! We want to go kayaking with you! Shelly and I keep talking about going out to the coast to kayak. I think we need to actually *buy* some first, though.

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

Oh, you can rent when you get here! we have a spare bedroom too....*tempts* of course, youd have to sleep on the floor, as its not like we have furniture...

[ayekamn.livejournal.com]

Oooo - we definitely need to take you up on this. :)