alianora | Snarling and Snapping

Ok, so some of you know that i have a real live web site as well as the lj. silverspiral is a blog, backed up by a site. which sounds weird, but is true.

one part of the web site itself, is a tiny homage to star wars called Yoda's Lightsaber. its been around for several years now. since before Ep I, if you want to know the truth. there isnt much to it. but i like it.

the most popular part of the Saber is the Star Wars Name section.

this page has these directions on it:

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For your first name:

1. First 3 letters of your 1st name.

2. First 2 letters of your last name.

For your last name:

3. First 2 letters of your Mom's maiden name.

4. First 3 letters of the city you were born in.

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This, it seems to me, is fairly easily understood. underneath this is a list of names that people have sent to me.

now, lately, ive been getting names from people who have obviously NOT READ ANY OF THIS.

Hi! My name is Dumbass Stupidhead! Whats my Star Wars name? THX!

I attempt to be patient with these people..its not their fault their brains are missing. however, after commenting on both on the main Saber page, and the name page itself, i would hope people would take notice.

to my endless amounts of joy, i had a new email today!

From: Alexander H

My star wars name is: Yoda dude

At this point, my patience snapped.

My reply?

Your name, Yoda isnt. Being a dumbass you must stop.