alianora: Sakurai Sho from Arashi, hand over one eye (River/Jayne Canon!)
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*sigh*

im..spammy today! im sorry!

everything else was [livejournal.com profile] literarylemming's fault. this one can be blamed on [livejournal.com profile] bugchickl. not my fault.

Title: All Throw Confetti

River makes pasta.




He was sitting, watching her in fascination as she twirled around the kitchen.

In one hand was a pot. In the other was a spoon.

On her head was a colander.

Occansionally, she would stop stock still, and hit herself in the head with the spoon and giggle madly as the colander rang.

It was kinda funny, but he was real glad she had a spoon. Although he wouldnt put it past her to try and stab him with it.

"Because it's dull, you idiot!" She yelled at him as she hopped past him.

He didn't bother to try and figure out what she meant.

His job was to make sure she didnt hurt no one or decide to rewire the showers again.

Or the comm unit. Like last night, when he got to be treated to the all night long chorus of the doc and Kaylee. And it didnt quit until he beat the comm unit in his bunk to death.

So he was less than polite this morning when he was dragged out of bed for a job, and he mighta said some things to Kaylee that would made his Momma smack him.

Which is why he was watching the crazy girl as the others had all the fun of shooting at people.

And as long as she was dancing and singing, she wasn't carving out his heart.

And 'sides, at some point, the others would get back, and the captain would have to figure out how to get the spagetti off the ceiling.

END

Date: 2005-10-04 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magelette.livejournal.com
And the frightening thing is that I can see River making spaghetti with a colander on her head... *g*

Very nice fic. :)

Date: 2005-10-04 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
well..thats how i make spagetti..dont you?

thanks! :)

Date: 2005-10-04 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magelette.livejournal.com
I do have a recipe for making margaritas by putting a sombrero on my head and adding tequila to the margarita mix until it makes me go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Date: 2005-10-04 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
Well, how else are you supposed to make margaritas? its just not the same without the sombrero!

Date: 2006-03-15 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aurieal.livejournal.com
Off topic, but.. That icon nearly made me wet myself. Is it from some parody fic or something?

Date: 2006-03-15 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] celestialfairi made it, and it makes me laugh entirely too much.

um, i THINK it was from a badfic, not a parody, but i dont actually remember. i just like it.

Date: 2005-10-04 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonbetween.livejournal.com
And 'sides, at some point, the others would get back, and the captain would have to figure out how to get the spagetti off the ceiling.

The whole thing was funny but that last line just opened the floor gates and let the laughter pour out. You really have to keep writing. You're very good at it!

~ Morgaine

Date: 2005-10-04 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
why thank you!

and ive been writing for a while, and am not about to give it up..these are just my first couple of Rayne type things..

Date: 2005-10-04 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonbetween.livejournal.com
Cool, it just must have been the first time you've posted in one of the communities I watch. I that case, don't stop writing Rayne fic 'cause you're very good at them!

~ Morgaine

Date: 2005-10-04 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugchicklv.livejournal.com
WHEE!! Spaghetti-Scifi! *still boggled at how my innoccent comment prompted this but is awed*

LOL--My mom has a pic of me with spaghetti in my head when I was about 2...and I have one of MY Narl doin' the same thing. :::LOVE THIS FIC:::

Date: 2005-10-04 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
*still boggled at how my innoccent comment prompted this but is awed*

this is just how my brain works. if im in the mood to drabble, ANYTHING can set me off!

thank you!

Date: 2005-10-04 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calijirl5150.livejournal.com
The last line made me spew, great job - thanks for the :)

Date: 2005-10-04 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
welcome!

thanks for reading!

Date: 2005-10-04 12:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tulzdavampslaya.livejournal.com
heh. hehehehehehe. hehehehehehehehehehehehe... oh god.... breathing...

that was gorgeous!!!

Date: 2005-10-04 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
thanks! glad you enjoyed it!

Date: 2005-10-04 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigodragyn.livejournal.com
Lol - love it!

It's so easy to picture River dancing around, and I can totally see Jayne beating the wall to death in the middle of the night. XD

Date: 2005-10-04 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
hee! thanks!

Date: 2005-10-04 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkwithheroes.livejournal.com
Oh, this fic had been giggling. It was very cute and I could really see it taking place. The image of Jayne beating his comm unit in the middle of the night and the image of River dancing around while making spagetti in her own little way is just so funny to me. Very cute. Though..I wonder, what happened when River rewired the showers?

Date: 2005-10-05 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
I wonder, what happened when River rewired the showers?

well, lets just say that Jayne got an unpleasant cold surprise when he tried to do his laundry. which would have been fine, only the water isnt suppose to hit you in the face when you are washing clothes.

Date: 2005-10-06 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkwithheroes.livejournal.com
That must have been one interesting thing to see and hear. lol.

Date: 2005-10-05 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eilla.livejournal.com
SPOON! *giggle* ahhhh, there were a few good things about prince of thieves...

Nice River-Jayne interaction, I like finding fics where they're together but there's no overt shipperness. This was very sweet and amusing.

Date: 2005-10-05 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
hee!

thanks! and i do too, while i like shippy fics, i like seeing them interacting in any way!

Date: 2005-10-06 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viciouswishes.livejournal.com
Hee hee. Very nice.

Date: 2005-10-07 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
thanks! *beams*

Date: 2005-10-21 10:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neroli66.livejournal.com
I love how I can just visualize what you are writing! HEE!

Date: 2005-10-22 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliaspiral.livejournal.com
hee! thanks! and it is so very easy to see River dancing around the mess with a colander on her head..

Date: 2005-10-23 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neroli66.livejournal.com
It's acutally a little frightning how easy it is to see that, especially the way you write it...LOL

Date: 2006-06-19 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
"Because it's dull, you idiot!" She yelled at him as she hopped past him

LOL! My favorite line. If I wasn't completely sure if you got that line from to start with, I was when I read Jayne worrying about her carving his heart out. I think the original quote is "Because it's dull, you twit!" I love Alan Rickman.

- Culf

Date: 2007-02-03 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laudamus.livejournal.com
And as long as she was dancing and singing, she wasn't carving out his heart.

There! Rayne!

Love it, am adding to my archive. :)

Date: 2008-12-05 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rbingham2000.livejournal.com
First read this several years ago, and it still has me laughing my ass off. River being her cute and crazy self with the spoon and the colander on her head, her monkeying with the comms and Jayne having to beat his comm unit to death as a result because of being kept up all night by Simon and Kaylee doing the nasty (and I can just picture that scene, poor guy). And the spaghetti on the ceiling was just the icing on the cake.

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