Firefly Drabble: All Throw Confetti
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*sigh*
im..spammy today! im sorry!
everything else was
literarylemming's fault. this one can be blamed on
bugchickl. not my fault.
Title: All Throw Confetti
River makes pasta.
He was sitting, watching her in fascination as she twirled around the kitchen.
In one hand was a pot. In the other was a spoon.
On her head was a colander.
Occansionally, she would stop stock still, and hit herself in the head with the spoon and giggle madly as the colander rang.
It was kinda funny, but he was real glad she had a spoon. Although he wouldnt put it past her to try and stab him with it.
"Because it's dull, you idiot!" She yelled at him as she hopped past him.
He didn't bother to try and figure out what she meant.
His job was to make sure she didnt hurt no one or decide to rewire the showers again.
Or the comm unit. Like last night, when he got to be treated to the all night long chorus of the doc and Kaylee. And it didnt quit until he beat the comm unit in his bunk to death.
So he was less than polite this morning when he was dragged out of bed for a job, and he mighta said some things to Kaylee that would made his Momma smack him.
Which is why he was watching the crazy girl as the others had all the fun of shooting at people.
And as long as she was dancing and singing, she wasn't carving out his heart.
And 'sides, at some point, the others would get back, and the captain would have to figure out how to get the spagetti off the ceiling.
END
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everything else was
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Title: All Throw Confetti
River makes pasta.
He was sitting, watching her in fascination as she twirled around the kitchen.
In one hand was a pot. In the other was a spoon.
On her head was a colander.
Occansionally, she would stop stock still, and hit herself in the head with the spoon and giggle madly as the colander rang.
It was kinda funny, but he was real glad she had a spoon. Although he wouldnt put it past her to try and stab him with it.
"Because it's dull, you idiot!" She yelled at him as she hopped past him.
He didn't bother to try and figure out what she meant.
His job was to make sure she didnt hurt no one or decide to rewire the showers again.
Or the comm unit. Like last night, when he got to be treated to the all night long chorus of the doc and Kaylee. And it didnt quit until he beat the comm unit in his bunk to death.
So he was less than polite this morning when he was dragged out of bed for a job, and he mighta said some things to Kaylee that would made his Momma smack him.
Which is why he was watching the crazy girl as the others had all the fun of shooting at people.
And as long as she was dancing and singing, she wasn't carving out his heart.
And 'sides, at some point, the others would get back, and the captain would have to figure out how to get the spagetti off the ceiling.
END
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Date: 2005-10-04 05:01 am (UTC)Very nice fic. :)
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Date: 2005-10-04 05:06 am (UTC)thanks! :)
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Date: 2006-03-15 03:17 pm (UTC)um, i THINK it was from a badfic, not a parody, but i dont actually remember. i just like it.
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Date: 2005-10-04 05:21 am (UTC)The whole thing was funny but that last line just opened the floor gates and let the laughter pour out. You really have to keep writing. You're very good at it!
~ Morgaine
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Date: 2005-10-04 10:12 am (UTC)and ive been writing for a while, and am not about to give it up..these are just my first couple of Rayne type things..
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Date: 2005-10-04 04:04 pm (UTC)~ Morgaine
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Date: 2005-10-04 06:06 am (UTC)LOL--My mom has a pic of me with spaghetti in my head when I was about 2...and I have one of MY Narl doin' the same thing. :::LOVE THIS FIC:::
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Date: 2005-10-04 10:13 am (UTC)this is just how my brain works. if im in the mood to drabble, ANYTHING can set me off!
thank you!
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Date: 2005-10-04 06:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-04 10:13 am (UTC)thanks for reading!
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Date: 2005-10-04 12:37 pm (UTC)that was gorgeous!!!
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Date: 2005-10-04 04:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-04 12:41 pm (UTC)It's so easy to picture River dancing around, and I can totally see Jayne beating the wall to death in the middle of the night. XD
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Date: 2005-10-04 04:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-04 11:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-05 03:58 am (UTC)well, lets just say that Jayne got an unpleasant cold surprise when he tried to do his laundry. which would have been fine, only the water isnt suppose to hit you in the face when you are washing clothes.
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Date: 2005-10-06 03:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-05 03:01 am (UTC)Nice River-Jayne interaction, I like finding fics where they're together but there's no overt shipperness. This was very sweet and amusing.
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Date: 2005-10-05 03:59 am (UTC)thanks! and i do too, while i like shippy fics, i like seeing them interacting in any way!
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Date: 2006-06-19 03:43 pm (UTC)LOL! My favorite line. If I wasn't completely sure if you got that line from to start with, I was when I read Jayne worrying about her carving his heart out. I think the original quote is "Because it's dull, you twit!" I love Alan Rickman.
- Culf
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Date: 2007-02-03 04:14 pm (UTC)There! Rayne!
Love it, am adding to my archive. :)
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Date: 2008-12-05 09:02 am (UTC)