Secondary Displacement

Title: Diagnosis: Normal
Author: alianora
Rating: PG
Summery: River is experiencing some strange symptoms.


( Fix it, Simon! )

Title: Checkers
Series: Fun and Games #4
Author: alianora
Rating: PG13
Summery: He really couldn't believe it. Based on the funny fish look on her face, she couldn't believe it either.


Fun and Games #1: Tall Card
Fun and Games #2: Puzzle Pieces
Fun and Games #3: Cat's Cradle

( Wicked, tricksy Jayne! Plotting against a girl and her turtle! )

Title: Wingtip
Author: alianora
Rating: R
Summery: Ariel AU. Simon gets left behind.
This is, in fact, sort of a Rayne story. But not exactly. *innocent smile*

Massive thanks to michmak for the beta. She who keeps me from comma abuse.

Lovingly dedicated to literarylemming, without whom this would not exist. She is responsible for feeding the bunny. All credit (and blame for the crack) goes to her. Im just the messenger.


Round Up Post Here



( Jayne and River were both broken. )

So, a few days ago, i was having a sulky kind of day. Birdy wasnt cooperating and River and Jayne basically told me to go jump in a creek. So no writing was being done. So, when literarylemming asked what she could do to help, i begged, "Write me porn!"

And she did. and it was good. it was both hot and hysterical, which is something i have yet to be able to do.

But then..i got to thinking (and snickering, cause, really, hysterical) about it and about the aftermath, and today..well, today i didnt want to work, or something, but regardless...i wrote a follow up. Without porn, sadly. but lots of talk of panties.



Title: The Crash
Author: alianora
Rating: R
Summery: Following The Crush...did River ever stop with the potpourri? Did the crew find out? Can Jayne think of anything except for River's panties?


( All kinds of distracting. )

Title: Seeds of Belonging
Author: alianora (with significant help from literarylemming)
Rating: NC17
Summery: A different life, a different way of becoming, a love in three.

Author’s Note: This Birdy is NOT Wingtip Birdy. She has different origins, and should not be mistaken for that Birdy. This is, essentially, an AU of an AU.



( But after a while, things with the girls started to come over... funny. )

Prompt: Shame
Author: alianora


Simon was face down on the table when Mal walked in. Mal stared at
the man for a second, but he didnt move.

"Uh, Doc, you ok?"

Simon lifted his head, looked straight at Mal, and very deliberately
shook his head.

"Um, ok," Mal nodded. "So, why arent you ok?"

"The man has no shame," the doctor muttered into the table.

"What man, exactly?"

"Jayne." Simon lifted his head to rub his eyes. "He just waltzed in
here COMPLETELY NAKED."

Mal's lip curled in disgust. "Ew, that just ain't right."

"No, not really." Simon put his head back down. "It would have been
gross, but survivable, but River and Kaylee were both in here when it
happened."

Mal looked around. "Well, where are they now?"

"Watching Jayne shower."

"WHAT?!"

END

Prompt: Snuggle
Author: alianora
Rating: PG



"Jayne, what are you...?"

"I'm just trying to get comfy, Doc. These beds ain't the best things
in the world for sleeping, you know."

"Well, yes, but I'm afraid I dont understand how you being comfortable
has anything to do with my sister...or why your hands are on her
backside."

"She stole my teddy bear."

"She..your..what?"

"Girl stole my teddy bear. And til she gives it back, I'm gonna use her."

"I'm very comfortable, Simon."

END

Prompt: Jayne and Wash and post


Title: Posted
Author: alianora
Rating: PG13


"Shut up, little man."  Jayne's voice was ominous, and a lesser man
would have stopped while he was ahead.

But Wash wasn't afraid.  After all, he had a wife who would happily hurt Jayne. 

Just as soon as she got here.

"If I shut up, then you'll forget about me just as soon as you manage
to get your arms untied and your pants pulled up!"

"I said shut up!"  Jayne aimed a kick at the pilot, but with his
shorts around his knees, he couldnt kick very far.

"I just cant quite figure out how you got us into this mess,"  Wash
shook his head sadly.  "The captain wont be able to figure out where
we are!"

"Look!"  Jayne breathed out in frustration.  "If you hadnt called that woman "Mister" and then made me laugh by checking under her skirts, we
wouldnt be here.  That makes it YOUR FAULT."

"I was drunk!"

"So was I!"

Wash whined,  "But Zoe told you to take care of me!"

"I didnt know you was an idiot!"

END

Title: In the Wrong Hands
Author: alianora
Rating: PG
Summery: No one asks a knife if it would rather be a flower


( She is made to be a weapon. )

Title: Wingtip
Author: alianora
Rating: R
Summery: Ariel AU. Simon gets left behind.
This is, in fact, sort of a Rayne story. But not exactly. *innocent smile*

Massive thanks to michmak for the beta. She who keeps me from comma abuse.

Lovingly dedicated to literarylemming, without whom this would not exist. She is responsible for feeding the bunny. All credit (and blame for the crack) goes to her. Im just the messenger.


All parts located HERE


( You have to bury her, Jayne )